Barackoli (A Barack Obama fanfiction)

Chapter 7! :D

Chapter 7 :D :

*The Next Day*

I woke up in the morning with exactly eight missed calls from some girl named Suzanne Collins. I decided to call her back. "Hello?" She said. "Hi! It's me Barackoli, I see you gave me some calls, what was it that you needed? I have to take my morning bubble bath so make is super duper quick okay?" I asked. "Yes, okay this won't take long, I just need to know if you can meet up with me and my two top stars for my new movie 'Catching Fire'. We want to know if you want to see the sneak preview for the new movie?".

I gasped. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! Of course I do! That has Jennifer Lawrence right?" "Yes, she plays Katniss." She replied. "She is my queen! Yaaaaaaaaaaas Jennifer! Slayyyyyyyyy mama slayyyyyyy!" Suzanne laughed. "Okay, I have to go get them ready! I'll talk to to Jennifer and Josh about it now. Bye!" I hang up and grin. I can't wait to meet my queen!

I strut out of my office and into the hall, to my surprise, I see Michelloli hanging from the ceiling! "Michelloli! What the heckie are you doing!" I shout. "Time to die Barackoli! I've waited so long for this moment. Goodbye you fool!" She lunged down at me, but I dodged her and rolled across the room. I gasp, "UH! YOU CHIPPED MY FINGERNAIL! JERKKKKKK!" I grabbed the lamp from the stand and jumped through the air, smashing the lamp over her head, knocking her out as I land and look down. Blood gushing out of her head, and her eyes shut, I walk away and start my bath.

As I was waiting for the bath to fill, I realized maybe it wasn't such a good idea to leave Michelloli out there without something to hide her from the world. I run out of the bathroom and grab my youngest child of the living room, I bring her upstairs and set her down on top of Michelloli. Michelloli, still knocked out, lays unconscious while my child lays on her stomach and plays around with her blood.

I smile and walk back to my bath, which was overflowing! I shut off the water and lick the rest up off of the floor. It tasted warm, and like chlorine, my favourite. I squirted some of my chicken scented shampoo and body wash into the tub to make the bubbles grow. I then hopped into the bath and laid down thinking about what the rest of my day would bring.

------------Later-----------------

I hopped out of the bath, feeling refreshed and smelling like beautiful chicken smells. I brush through my green afro and go to the kitchen to get a snack. In the living room, I see Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Suzanne Collins! "Guys! What are you doing here so soon?" Suzanne looked up from her notebook, "Oh! Sorry Barackoli, I thought you'd be prepared to have us." She said. "Oh... Well you know what? It's fine, it's all fine, just wait here and get the movie ready and I will cook us some chicken nuggets." Jennifer smiled, "Thank you for having us Barackoli, it's such an honor." I look at her "I know it is, you're lucky you got to meet me young girl so you'd better be polite." I then strut out of the living room and into the kitchen with all the sass I could muster. I then opened the cupboard to reveal no chicken nuggets! "MICHELLOLI! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CHICKEN NUGGETS!" I shout. Wait. Crap. Michelloli is still unconscious.

I ran up the stairs to see her. I saw my child, dipping the chicken into her head where it was bleeding because she must have thought it was ketchup.... Hahahaha, silly child. I smile at her, and pick the chicken nuggets up and take them with me to the kitchen. I cook the chicken nuggets and bring them to my waiting guests in the living room.