Cat Cupcakes and Love

chapter 10

you get a double update because I suck

Harry’s POV:

Looking at Bev hold our kitten child, I couldn’t help but imagine her with our baby someday. I pull out the cake from behind the counter, presenting it to her and Graham.

“AW HARRY YES!” Bev says excitedly.

We leave the shelter hand in hand and we go back to my, well now our, apartment. We settle Graham in, then we go to cuddle on my bed.

Bev got out got out got out of my head and fell into my bed instead. We touched genitalia and expressed our love. Little Graham hopped on our bed and we all cuddled together. This is what love is for me.

Bev’s POV:

I got out of our bed to reapply my eye shadow and pee. I didn’t feel so good. I threw up into the toilet. Was my period late? OH MY GOD AM I PREGNANT? OH MY GOD. Wait. Wait one second. My period just ended. IT WAS THE CAKE. THAT STUPID NOT MY CARROT CAKE. HARRY WAS SO CUTE TRYING BUT ANY CARROT CAKE NOT MINE MADE ME SICK.

I flush the icky puke and go back in the bedroom. I pick up Graham and resume cuddling with my Haz.

“Harry,” I say, “Do you want to move in together? I know it’s kind of weird since we just started dating, but well we adopted a cat and have a promise ring and it just feels right?”

“Yes Bev,” he replied, “I would love nothing more, I love you with all my heart and penis.”

I CAN’T BELIEVE HE SAID THAT IT MUST BE TRUE LOVE. I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART AND PENIS TOO. EXCEPT I DON’T HAVE A PENIS. BUT YOU UNDERSTAND MY LOVE. I CAN’T WAIT FOR OUR LIFE TOGETHER.

As soon as we say good bye (with kisses not skittle diddling) I run home to pack my things.

OH WAIT I HAVE TO WORK!

To: Hazza (we diddled our skittles) <3 <3 <3

I cant cum over til l8r I hav 2 werk :’( luv u babe

I wait a minute and a reply comes back.

From: Hazza (we diddled our skittles) <3 <3 <3

Its ok babe :\ come over after ok? ilysm babe  

I’m so glad I have such a great boyfriend!!!!!! I’m def going to his place after work to see Graham and him again! I love him so much!

After work…

I ran home as soon as my shift was over I ran back to my apartment to tell the land lady I was moving out. I did that and ran upstairs to pack. OH MY GOD I SHOULD THROW AWAY ALL MY OLD LADY UNDERWEAR SO HARRY DOESN’T THINK I’M GROSS. THAT WAS REALLY CLOSE NOW I ONLY HAVE CUTE ONES.

a/n

ok I feel better now sorry I suck

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