Bev’s POV:
After my adventure of becoming BFFs with Niall, I rushed home to bake the silly little kitties. Harry wasn’t home yet, so time was on my side!!! I whipped up those cats in less than one meow-our! Those bitches were decorated and everything. I am like the Obama of cupcakery! OMG IS THAT HAROLD I HEAR. OMG IS HE HOME ALREADY. OH JESUS TITS. I HAVE TO GET RID OF THE CRACK. Wait that’s sugar… I HAVE TO HIDE ALL THE CUPCAKES IN THE… IN THE SPARE BEDROOM
YA
THE SPARE BEDROOM
GOOD BRAINING BEV
“Good morning bae!” Harry says with a wink.
“Welcome home!!!!!”
Is that a jewelry box thing in his pocket or is he happy to see me???? Maybe both??? OH BIDEN WHAT IF IT’S THAT NEW NECKLACE I’VE BEEN LOOKING AT
OR
GASP
WHAT IF IT’S AN ENGAGEMENT RING?!?!?!?!?!
I mean…. We have known each other for a week… We are in tru luv…..
WILL I BE BECOMING MRS. STYLES?????????????????????????????????????
Harry’s POV:
Why is Bev staring at my peen???? OH FARTS THE RING BOX
Shitshitshitshitshit
“Uh I’ll be right back Bev I have to uhhh go poop.” SMOOTH YAS SHE WON’T SUSPECT ANYTHING.
“Ok!!! Use the air freshener once you’re finished plzzz!” she said with a kiss.
“Hey Bev, can I tell you something before my stink filled uh departure?”
“yea sure what?”
“When you’re thinking about me, text 143 ok? It means I love you girl!!!”
“HAZZ YOU’RE THE CUTIEST!”
“ok I’m going to poop now.”
THAT WAS VERY CLOSE. Ok so I have to pretend to be pooping for at LEAST 20 minutes then I can come out and take Bev on a walk! Not like with a leash and stuff like take a walk with her duh.
20 minutes later
I am ready. Ready to make Bev become my official lady love forever.
OH GEEZ TIME TO GO
“Hey Bev, wanna go for a walk?”
“Sure, let me grab my jacket and we can go :)))!”
OH GEEZ HERE WE GO OH GEEZ
We leave the apartment, and I make my way to a little park completely irrelevant to our relationship. We sit on a bench and look around for a little bit. She turns her head towards me and I get down on one knee!
“Bev, will you marry me?”
a/n:
OMG CLIFF HANGER!!1!!1
Special shout out to Bethie for being such a #dedicated reader
Omg like I could maybe update later or maybe tomorrow
IT’S A SURPRISE!!11
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Cat Cupcakes and Love
FanfictionHarry Styles might be a big star, but deep down he just wants to find a girl to love. Will a mere cupcake bakery worker change him for the better?
