Bev’s POV:
I was making my way downtown, faces passed, pace was fast and I was grocery store bound. I walked into the store and went to the baking goods isle. I looked to my left, and lo and behold, a wild Niall was there! OH MY GOD NIALL HORAN JESUS TITS. Breathe Bev, you’re promise ringed to his Harry person. Be casual. Casual.
“Hey Niall!” That was good Bev, very subtle.
“Uh hi! Are you a fan? Do you want a picture?”
“YES THAT WOULD BE SO PHENOMINALL! I mean, yes I’m a fan but I’m also uh dating Harry…”
“YOU MUST BE BEV! We’ve heard a lot about you you little Harold slayer you.”
NIALL HORAN KNOWS WHO I AM JESUS TITS HOLY NUGGETS IMMA PISS MY NON GRANNY PANTIES
“Yea I’m Bev! I’m actually here to buy ingredients to make cat cupcakes for Haz..”
“YOU BAKE OH MY GOD HAROLD IS SLAYING THE RIGHT GIRL.”
I AM SOCIALLY ACCEPTED BY NIALL I AM NOW ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE. RIGHT HERE. BREATHE BEVERLY BREATHE.
“If you want I can come bake for you guys some time?”
“YAS PLEASE! Then I could make you an honorary potato club member. How does that sound?”
“FABLOUIS!!!1 I’m sorry I have to go now, but it was nice to meet you Nialler!”
“You too Bev!! See you soon for food!!!”
I am going to die. I am now friends with Niall Horan. Lord Jesus’ titties.
OH FARTS I REALLY NEED TO CHECKOUT TO GET HOME TO HAROLD FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY.
Niall’s POV:
Harold really knows how to pick the ladies. She can bake which to me makes her the POTATO QUEEN.
WAIT ISNT HAZ WRITING A NEW SONG FOR THE ALBUM???? ISN’T IT CALLED STOLE MY HEART????
COULD IT BE THAT BEV STOLE HIS HEART WITH CAT CUPCAKES????
DID HAZ FALL IN CAT CUPCAKE LOVE????
I’m so happy for little Harold bless him.
Harry’s POV:
I got another text. Maybe this one’s from Bev too. Nope Niall. Ugh.
From: Nialler luvs potatoez
Hey lad!!! Just met bev @ the grocer! Gr8 gal- u rlly kno how 2 pick them ;)))
See u l8r m8, gotta go derby time!!
I AM SO GLAD HE LIKED BEV. MY BROS CAN CHILL WITH MY LADY SOON.
Why is the jeweler taking so long??? It isn’t that hard to get the second biggest diamond on a platinum size 7 band. (I got the second biggest that way Bev is impressed but not overwhelmed. I AM SO THOUGHTFUL!1)
Here comes that old fart!
“Here ya go Harold, just what you wanted.”
“Thanks Mr. Poopapants!”
“Anything for my favorite curly chocolate locked boy! Want to hear something even better?”
“Boy would I!” Mr. Poopapants is such a swell man.
“We’re having a special!! All the second biggest diamonds are only $20!!! It’s your lucky day!”
“OH BOY THAT’S SUPER SWELL OF YOU! THANKS MR. POOPAPANTS!”
I gave him the twenty dollars and started my big time rush home to Bev! I can’t wait to see her face when I propose!
a/n:
I did lots of writing for you nuggets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NIALL MET BEV MUCH EXCITE
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Cat Cupcakes and Love
FanfictionHarry Styles might be a big star, but deep down he just wants to find a girl to love. Will a mere cupcake bakery worker change him for the better?
