***ABBY***
Ugh who likes school??! I mean what's so important about school? It's just some number, old dates and what nots, its not like we need this when your fucking. I dread the feeling of going into school just standing here in front of the school makes me want to cry. Too bad the only person who can help me with my....dry problem loves school.
OH wait how rude of me let me introduce you the most nice, kind and dirty minded person to live .....wait for it...me!!! *whoooo,yeah* My name is as you know Abby. Abby Red. Yeah I know I have a cool last name, no we can't switch bodies so you can be me. I know am awesome but chill.
So anyways where were we?? Oh yeah so yeah awesome last name boring first name uuummmm what else oh yeah. I am 18, 5'2 yeah. I am short. I have shoulder length hair that appears to be brown but once you look at it you can tell its more of a black color. I also have two best friends you can say they are the 'bad apples' of the school. You see, Beth is the school's slut, the one everyone wants and some do get. Then there's Jack,the 'bad boy' of the school you know the basic's ride a motorcycle, wears a leather jacket, does drugs, has tattoos yada yada. Oh then there's me. How we became friends will that's another story for another time. So by this time, I made my way through the school, just talking about myself, walking over to my friends.
As expected, my friends are surrounded with people. Sheesh it's barely 7:20 and people are already waiting to get laid by Beth or Jack or often time both. Ewww!! Don't get me worng, they're both hot and if I wasn't straight, I'd do Beth but they're my friends. To me, they just are their doky self when we hang out, so seeing them like this makes me want to yell "THEIR JUST AS DOKY AS YOU!!" ...makes me want to do that to bad I wouldnt get a word out before they both kill me.
As I just stand there like an idiot I see the guy that is going to help me walk by. Matt Grey (A/N not sorry with the color last names I think there cool who's with me??) Matt is your average nerd. Big black glasses but instead of being round they're square shape, he's about 5'3 18 too,white hair which makes people pick on him, green dull eyes and always ALWAYS has on his Batman shirt (A/N no offense to poeple who like Batman) I mean come on wear something different for once. Yet there's something about him that get's my attention.
I hear someone clearing their throat behide me. Turning around I see none other than my friend Jack glaring at me. It couldn't be my locker prank ...could it...oh well whatever it is, its no good since he's looking at me like I killed all his sluts leaving him with only his hand to help him with his problem.
"Yes?" what could he want?
"You dont mean it do you?" he grows out the words as he says them
"Mean what?"
"What do you mean by 'what'?"
what is he taking about?
"What do you mean by what I mean what?"
"No! What do you mean by 'what' that I mean 'what'?"
"UGH! He's asking about how you are going to get a guy for your 'needs'"
Turning around I glare at Beth. How could she tell HIM??!! Now there's no chances I'll get Matt to agree with me UGH!! How could she??
"How could you tell him!"
"How could I not? We all know you have bad taste in men, so I thought maybe Jacky-poo here could help you find someone who won't hurt you"
Jake just stands there glaring at me and let me tell you it's not a scary glare at all.
"Jake, will you just stop with your puppy dog eyes its not fooling anyone. "
Jake gasped and places his hand over his heart.
"How dare you say that anyone, ANYONE would be trembling in fear?"
"Yeah like you said 'anyone' and I am not just anyone" I huff and cross my arms, looking any where but at him
"Abby"
"Abby?"
"Abby!!"
"FINE! I am sorry!! There is that good enough?"
"NO but it will have to do"
"Good now lets talk about the guy you want"
I gasp. He's letting me go through with my ideas. *Squeals!!* My face must have shock written all over it beacuse they both start chuckling at me.
"But"
uh oh
"But its has to be a guy that we both aprove of"
"What about me? Beth is important too you know" Beth will be Beth, always trying to be the center of attention.
"You can help too"
"What!! Not her too"
They ignored me both taking about how they had someone in mind already. Gosh what friends they are.
"HEY!"
"HEY!" what the heck !!
"JAKE AND BETH!!!"
"I WILL KILL YOU!!"
They both truned around shocked with their mouth open staring at me with wide eyes filled with fear.
I couldnt help but giggle. But I also wasnt joking.
"Kidding...for now...anyways you cant help pick out 'cause this girl already has someone in mind"
"WHAT!" they both say it together. Hehe, funny.
"Yeah you didn't think I'd do all this without having a plan"
"You? A plan?" they start laughing a full belly laugh.
"Stop or I won't tell you who it is"
Jake being Jake puts his glare back on and says with a low growl again....do the girls really like this kind of shit?
"YOU WILL TELL ME WHO IT IS OR I WILL BEAT HIM TO A PULP"
"NO!! You'll kill him"
"Then tell me"
"Matt"
"Matt Grey?"
"Yeah"
"Good luck"
"Yeah babe. Good luck and if you don't want him you could send him my way" Beth wiggles her eyebrows as she says the last part.
"Not a fat chance"
"Buzz kill"
We part ways as the bell rings. Let the fun begin.
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