Lemon: Hello. My name is Gerald.
Zane: *trying to make lemonade* Wait, what? You can talk?
Lemon: Duh, baka!
Zane: D-Don't call me that!
Lemon: Can I tell you my dream?
Zane: Uh, sure? Not that I care, really. Go ahead.
Lemon: I have always dreamed of becoming a sea turtle.
Zane: That's cool, you would like my little brother, Vylad. He loves turtles.
Lemon: No, I like the sun. I have a huuuuge crush on the sun, dude. He's hot.
Zane: Haha, very funny. I hate the sun.
Lemon: Why?
Zane: He's always burning me and I hate getting roasted. (See what I did there?)
Lemon: Oh, okay. I'm gonna go bask in the hotness of the sun and tan. *puts on shades*
Zane: I still hate the sun.
Lemon: Y u be rude to mah senpai
Haha, I would NEVER write a lemon. I'm too pure-
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