Zane's Lemons

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Lemon: Hello

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Lemon: Hello. My name is Gerald.

Zane: *trying to make lemonade* Wait, what? You can talk?

Lemon: Duh, baka!

Zane: D-Don't call me that!

Lemon: Can I tell you my dream?

Zane: Uh, sure? Not that I care, really. Go ahead.

Lemon: I have always dreamed of becoming a sea turtle.

Zane: That's cool, you would like my little brother, Vylad. He loves turtles.

Lemon: No, I like the sun. I have a huuuuge crush on the sun, dude. He's hot.

Zane: Haha, very funny. I hate the sun.

Lemon: Why?

Zane: He's always burning me and I hate getting roasted. (See what I did there?)

Lemon: Oh, okay. I'm gonna go bask in the hotness of the sun and tan. *puts on shades*

Zane: I still hate the sun

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Zane: I still hate the sun.

Lemon: Y u be rude to mah senpai

Haha, I would NEVER write a lemon. I'm too pure-

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