BJORN was tired. Of what you may ask? His perfect life. His beautiful wife, genius children, spectacular mansion, all of it. He was sick of all of it. What no one knew was that his marriage was failing, his daughters resented him for never being home, and they were about to lose their mansion to a richer family. So BJORN did what he thought was best. He left. Out of the blue one day he up and left. To do what? Well, to be a hoe. That's right folks, he's on a mission to, well put it nicely" have sexual relations" with everyone legal he could find.
It was a sunny Tuesday in Windenburg, Sophia was at piano practice, Elsa was at the park and his wife,Clara, was at the cafe with some girlfriends. He debated whether to leave, but knew he had to. He didn't leave a note, a clue, anything to let his family know where he had gone. All he brought with him was a notebook. All of it empty except one page that simply read: "1) Marcus Flex
2) Siobhan Fyres
3) Bella Goth
4) Jesminder Bheeda"That was all for now at least. He knew some would be harder then others so he'd better get started quick. He knew where he could find Marcus Flex. Let me summarize Marcus Flex in 1 word. Daddy. If you didn't know, BJORN is bisexual. Duh. He could either be creepy and go to his house, Factory One, or wait to see him at a club in Windenburg that he was very popular at, Discotheque Pan Europa. Second option seems less creepy so that's what he'll do.
-2 hours of primping and "cleaning" later-
BJORN was ready. He was feeling himself and ready to dance his heart out. He walks into the double doors of the discotheque, heart thumping to what seems like the electronic beat blaring out of the speakers. At first it seems like too much, the music, the lights, the people. But after 2 salty llamas, he was ready to mingle. Then he spotted him. There he was, conquest #1 leaning on a railing making small talk to his club, Partihaus. He looks over and makes eye contact with BJORN not knowing what's to come, yet intrigued. Bjorn doesn't remember the rest, but he's brought back after 30 mins of small talk with Marcus when Marcus pulls him into a closest in the discotheque. BJORN was ready for his first conquest, he was clammy but Marcus didn't notice. Nothing was said as Marcus dominated him over and over again. 20 minutes pass, then 40, then an hour when they're finally done. They said nothing but simply watched each other dress.
Marcus finally clears his throats and says in a raspy voice, "So- uh how much?". BJORN is confused at first, not catching on, but then realizes what he means. "Oh- um... I'm not sure", he stammers. Marcus chuckles and says " Well how's this for your troubles," he says handing BJORN 200 simoleons. Marcus walks out and doesn't look back, leaving BJORN speechless in the closet. BJORN grabs his coat and bolts out of the closet heading for the door. Before pushing open the door to the discotheque, he looks back once more, catching Marcus' eye. Marcus winks at him and BJORN turns, embarrassed, and scurries out into to windy cobblestone street.
He was shocked, disgusted, and angry at himself. He knew it wasn't too late to turn back to his boring life, and forget all this ever happened. But he knew that if he did he'd be throwing away the rest of his life.
THE END OF CHAPTER ONE
This is for Pastelsims, lol you said you would read BJORN fanfic in a video so here's my entry. I love your videos, they're sooooo funny.#bjornsexual
Ps my names Lila, idk if this shows it, this is my first fanfic. Omg BJORN popped my fanfic cherry lmao
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