Life Of Bjorn

The only chapter

"Honey, where are you going?," Clara said. "Ummm.... Work" "It's Sunday darling, tell me where your going now." Trapped. I was trying to visit my mistress, Tabitha. But my dang wife couldn't ever give me space. My phone was blowing up from texts from Tabs. I slowly turn around and walk back to my wife staring at me with daggers. "Right, I forgot.... I didn't have coffee this morning, so I'm a little crazy." Now she was calling me. Maybe it's time I tell her.
*Later*
"Why are you always so late?!" Tabitha screamed at me. "I have a family Tabitha." She stared at me like when Shane told Regina Kalteen bars make u gain weight (Any Mean Girls fans?) "What?!" "Yes, I have a wife, and 2 annoying daughters." "Well leave them!!" She's right, I was miserable
I come home to 3 very angry woman.
"We're over Bjorn" "What?!" Here's my wife, crying and screaming at me, My teen daughter with headphones in and rolling her eyes, and my little 10 year old, Elsa, Smirking at me..... She told. 3 Years ago, Elsa caught me with Tabitha while Sofia and Clara were at her school dance... I thought Elsa had gone with them. I bribed her a new phone and $600 to never tell anyone.
*3 Years Later*
Now I'm here. Engaged to Tabitha, has 7 Kids with her, and she's tried to murder me at least 12 times. I don't have a job, we live in a crappy old basement. Now I'm selling merch online just to make some cash so Tabitha doesn't have to do her "On-The-Side-Job"
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Ok, thanks for reading, ik it sucks and PastelSims is never going to read it, but whatever. Love u Pastel if somehow u do read this. ❤️❤️