Gay As Hell

Happy Parade

"What's up, bitches?" asked Lust as he sauntered across the room towards Red and Comic.

"Not a whole lot. Wondering why you don't have any fucking clothes on, but otherwise I'm great," drawled Red, openly looking the other up and down.

Lust just grinned and spread his arms so that the other could see him better. "Undyne did say that we're supposed to dress flamboyantly, and since we're skeletons and can't really freak out any human kids, we just thought we'd not worry about the whole 'clothes' thing."

"Well you certainly met your flamboyant quota for the year. Why do you have so many different pride flags in your paint?"

Lust grinned and turned so that they could see his back as he said, "We were looking over that list that Blue sent us of all the different flags, and we couldn't find one that said 'literally always down to fuck', so Paps said we should just do all of them and tell people we're 'all-the-sexual'."

Red snorted loudly, then turned to Sans, who still hadn't been able to say a word since this had started. "You okay there, buddy?" he asked, amusement obvious in his tone.

Sans nodded quickly as Lust turned to look at him, tearing his eyes away from where the colors were painted across the other's ribs. "Y-yeah," he squeaked out, his voice much more high-pitched than usual.

Lust grinned. "Do you like it?" he asked, holding out his arms to display himself again.

All Sans could do was nod.

"Anyway," said Red, thankfully directing the attention away from Sans's blueing face. "Do you know when we're gonna start headin' over there?"

Lust shrugged. "Nah, I'm not really sure. I'm sure one of these overly excited people will let us know, though."

Blue suddenly seemed to pop out of nowhere, grabbing on to Red's hand and bouncing excitedly. "You and Pink look amazing!" he exclaimed.

"Speak of the devil," Lust muttered under his breath, then he said more loudly, "Thanks, Blue."

"Did you do each other's paint or did you do it all on yourselves?"

"We did our own ribs but we had to have help with the rest. Couldn't really reach it all myself. Didn't exactly mind it though, especially when he had to help me do the--"

"Hey Blue," interrupted Red. "Do you know when we're taking off?"

Blue, as easily distracted as he was, still seemed to know there was something off about the timing of that interruption because he looked at Lust curiously before turning to Red. "We'll go in just a few minutes!" he answered excitedly. "We were going to wait for the SwapFell brothers, but apparently they're meeting us there!"

Red looked confused for a moment. "Razz and Slim were going to come with us?"

"Well, no, but they were going to go to the parade and when Tale found out, he tried to invite them to come with us."

"Ah...I'm guessing he was not successful."

"Not exactly!" Blue smiled and pressed a quick kiss to Red's temple. "I just wanted to say hi to Lust, I'm going to go talk to Tale now! I'll come grab you when we're ready to leave!" And with that, he skipped back over to his best friend.

The three of them watched him go, then Lust said, "How is a grown adult with my face so fucking adorable ?"

Red burst into laughter, and Sans smiled, his blush fading slightly.

"So, how're we doing this whole transportation thing?" asked Fell loudly, obviously trying to get the others moving.

"I can take three at a time," Sans volunteered, "So I've got Paps and Alphyne,"