I wake up at 4am; I've only had two hours sleep but I have to wake up now or I'm not ready when the people come. I put on a pink dress and pink shoes. Then I have a little breakfast, then at 5am I get a knock at the door from the postman. I open the door.
"You got this in the post"
It was the cheeses I ordered.
"Thanks!"
I close the door and put the cheeses on the side. Then I watch a little TV, then the camera people knock at my door.
"Hey"
"Hey guys"
"So today you are going to tell the camera the next steps, what I like about the project is your doing most of the work."
"Yeah, it's fun doing the work"
Then he turns on the camera.
"Day two at my house, step four now I've got the cheeses" I show the cheeses that I put on the side.
"I now have to ice it to make it look normal, now I'm going to the shop to get some icing sugar and some icing tubes and some food colouring" so the camera people follow me to the supermarket. I've never been to the supermarket, so I don't know what to do or where to get stuff but I guess it's just like a clothes store. I go to a supermarket, It was the first supermarket I could see. I walk into the store, it was basically empty, I go to the first person I see in that worked there.
"Do you know where the icing sugar is?"
"Come with me" the person then walks me to the icing sugar.
"Need anything else?"
"Yep, icing tubes and food colouring"
"You will find them next to the icing sugar"
"Thanks" I feel a little dumb there because the icing tubes are basically right next to the icing sugar and the food colouring basically right next to that.
Then the person walks off. The camera people are still filming. It's amazing that the press haven't put two and two together to know that this wasn't really a wedding. I guess they just want the gossip not really caring if it's the truth or not. I get the stuff and go back home and start making the icing on the cheese, I cover the cake in white icing and then when dry I write with a pink icing tube 'Happy wedding Kelly and Aaron' then I turn to the camera.
"Look how pretty it is! Now I'm going to make blue people on the top, aaaaaaaaaah" I say it trying to be funny because who really wants to watch some person ice a cheese in a prank reality movie? and I could see the camera people falling asleep. I get icing sugar and add water then mix then add blue food colouring, then I put it into a mold; the mold looking like a smaller Aaron, then I get another mold that looks like me just 196 pounds and a lot smaller, then I add icing sugar and then wait for the moulds to set.
"Now that should be ready for the big day tomorrow, can't wait to see what happens at the wedding" I say it to the camera and then kind of walk the camera to the door then close it when the people are out of the door. I open it five seconds later.
"That was great!"
"Thanks!"
"So you ready for the wedding; got all the details"
"No not really, I kind of forgot the address and stuff like that"
"Oh yeah! You didn't plan all of this did you"
"No"
"Your PDA planned all that you didn't, so I would just call her"
"Thanks,So much fun working with you guys" I give all of them a hug. "You will see us tomorrow, tomorrow is the last day"
"Yeah but this is my last day of a one on one time, so see you" I wave and they leave. I get out my cell and call my PDA.
"Hello"
"Hey yeah, so can I have the details for tomorrow"
"Ok, what you want to know?"
"Everything"
"First you are going to......" then she gives me the name to the church and the name of the place of the after party place, where I will have to drop the cake off and the time I have to be every where.
"So what about the guesses"
"Well"
"Well what?"
"How long you got?"
"Till the time I have to start the wedding"
Then she tells me who is coming, well the better question would have been who isn't coming that is some what famous and alive. Every famous person I have worked with is coming. You can just imagine the list of people she told me, when she finished it was 1:34am and I was tiered. I fall asleep and then wake up at 5am the wedding starts in 5hours so I have time. I have breakfast and then put the icing moulds on the cake then ice them for extra detail. It funny in the last couple of days I haven't really seen much of Aaron and I was living with him for the last couple of days. I see Aaron's left the mansion because his room is cleared out and yesterday was his last night here, I think he went on his fake hen night or whatever you call it when you are male and getting married. I never did because I don't really like clubs, drunk people and I don't really have close friends. I put the cake in the back of my car then put the dress in the boot then a spare pair of clothes to put on in the boot because I'm not leaving that awful dress on my beautiful body the whole time of the after party also I want to look fab when saying you got Kellyed. I drive to the after party and leave the cake on this big stand. It's now 8am so I still have time. I drive to the church and get dressed in the back and do my hair. I do my hair really cute; making the dress stick out even more. I don't do make-up because it is not needed; make-up is only needed in movies and needed for ugly people. I'm doing a reality movie so the lighting is different, the camera is not zoomed in your face and your not sweating like a pig under the lights and I'm not ugly. When I have finished it is about 9:30am and I have half an hour. I just get out my ipod and listening to music; I find music makes time less painful when waiting.
