I wake up from my sleep and then get a call from my PDA
"Hello"
"Hello Kelly"
"So why did you call me?" I say this in a nice way not rude as it sounds may sound
"Well, the TV station watched the film footage of when he 'ask to marry you' and heard all the buzz on you and him and they want to make it into a movie"
"That sounds great"
"Wait there's more! If the movie is a big hit; and it will be, they will more, they are going to call it 'You got Kellyed'"
"Sounds great"
"So the people are going to follow you and your gonna have to plan more but it's gonna be fun"
"So when they coming to film me?"
"They will knock"
"Cool, well bye"
5 seconds later I hear the door bell ring.
"Hello"
"So Kelly we are going to film you, talk to the camera as if you are talking to a person, today you are going to tell the camera what you have planned for the 'wedding', we will start shooting when you've gotten dressed" he looks at me with a look saying get dressed now.
I run up stair to my room to get ready Aaron is still asleep and will not be filmed. I get dressed in a white short shorts, a white bikini top, white high heels and a white head bow. Then I run back down stairs and find the camera people.
"Hey"
"You wanna eat first?"
"No, I can just have a cup of hot chocolate"
"Cool, so can we start"
"Yeah"
"So we are gonna knock on the door and you are gonna open the door and say something along the lines of hello this is my house and this is what my fake wedding is going to be like"
They leave and then knock on the door. I open.
"Hey this is my house and I'm Kelly Jane Saunders"
I let the camera people come in. "So I have a plan to Prank the press and all the celebrities that are coming to my fake wedding"
Then the guy turns off the camera.
"That was fab" he said it in a 'gay' way that kind of made my laugh.
"So now should what are we doing?"
"Ok I want you to tell the camera what you are going to do"
He turns on the camera and starts filming.
"So this is my plan, step one, this is when I'm actually at the church. I'm gonna have a naked best man and naked bridesmaids" then he turns off the camera again.
"That was great, so now I want you to pull some strings to get people to be the bridesmaids and best man."
Then he starts shooting.
"To make this happen I need to make some calls, I already have the church booked so I just need to get my hands on some whores"
I call a modelling agent, I got this number of the phone book.
"Hello"
"Hello"
"So could I have some naked models"
"Um this isn't a sex agent"
Then the phone hangs up. I then go to the phone book and find a naked modelling agent.
