I get walked down by an 'family' friend, more like my mom's sex toy that she got when I left home and lived in the mansion she got me. She has actual introduced him to me as that. I was listening to one of my songs on my ipod and then she walks in.
"Hey"
"Hey baby girl"
"Who's walking me down to Aaron?"I never beat around the bushes because when you do, you just make things longer.
"Meet my sex toy"
Then I see him standing behind her.
"Oh, so he is walking me"
"Yeah"
"Nice to meet you" I shake his hand. Nice to hear mom's gotten someone after all theses years of being alone with only a child, even if it's not love it's still some what nice that she has someone and not bad looking either. We then got rushed out the room by mom to the point where I am now. Walking to Aaron. I've still got my headphones in and listening to music, the camera people are filming; they have been filming for the last half hour; I think there is camera people everywhere to get peoples reactions they have filmed all the talk with my mom so it should be a funny movie. The priest is talking and talking and I couldn't careless; I'm not actually listening to what he is saying, then after what feels like a life time the priest asks Aaron something, I could tell because I could see Aaron's lips move. Then I take off one earphone and half listen to what is going on, I talk when I hear 'Do you Kelly' then make up what ever comes to me. Then I hear somethings then I get a phone call, I answer it naturally, seeing how this is a prank. I take off my other earphone and put my phone to my head, you may think 'where she put it' but I had my phone in my little bag, (weird looks but came with the dress) and my ipod with headphones inside in there as well with my car keys and extra stuff like that.
"Hello"
"You busy"
"No, I'm not busy" I say this really loud
"Great, keep going this will be great on camera"
"No way get out!"I say that even more loud.
"come on more funny"
"She's getting married! laugh out loud I'm getting married right now"
"That's better, keep going"
"No, like I said before I'm not busy I'm just getting married"
"Now just a little more in your face"
I think to myself a little but not for long.
"No, Not that guy even though he is super hot, Aaron, the one from that film"
"Perfect, just a little more"
"Not that film, that was Henry, no the 4star one. No, That guy was that director that lied and made that rubbish movie 'People' and NEVER he even acted so how was it him.......wait I never saw a movie with you. I wait yeah him the hot guy from that movie whatever it was called........no I don't know what his last name is"
"Perfect end it right there"
"Bye babe talk to you later"
Then I turn to the priest
"What you standing there for not doing anything, we want to get married"
"Oh yeah....um.... Where was I....oh yeah.......does anyone have any reason why they shouldn't get married"
Then there was a long pause.
"Or forever hold your peace.......do yo......."
Then Daniel runs in.
"I love you Kelly"
I run to him and in character I start hitting him with my purse.
"What the hell are you doing here?" I say that after 5 minutes of beating him up. He looks really badly hurt. That is the reason I don't have a body guard; also because if your in your dressing room and your body guard is having a tea break you won't get raped. I took self defence when I was 7 years old and it has had it's bonuses. Like the time some crazy fan tried to kidnap me when I was 8 years old and I just beat them up and they got arrested and that was the only time I have used the lessons but I have to practise everyday just in case; it also looks better without a big bodyguard always behind you.
"I waited to stop you from making a big mistake, this what your about to do is not love" Then Aaron comes and whispers in my ear
"He an actor for the wedding?"
I whisper back
"No, my ex"
He giggles
"You beat him up for real"
Then I turn to Daniel, I'm really annoyed I can't tell the truth or it will ruin the prank and it's going to be a movie.
"I love him"
Then I grab Aaron and start making out with him. Aaron is shocked and isn't really kissing back, but after 5 seconds he starts kissing back; I wrap my hands around his neck at this point you could feel all the eyes on us. Then I after 2 minutes(I was counting in my head) let go and turn to Daniel.
"We are in love and Daniel we aren't, so don't let the door hit you on the way out"
He runs out crying then we walk back to the priest and finish the I dos and now I'm fake married. This is a real priest and thinks this is all real but the actual marriage is a fake because we haven't done all the stuff you are meant to do if getting married(all the legal stuff) then after another long talk he finally says
"You may kiss the pride"
I kiss him, a french. Then I go in my car and drive to the after party.
