A Book Mainly Centered Around a Hot Mess (Me)

Cats

I love cats.

For example if you asked me if I like dogs or cats, I would sway towards saying cats.

And to add to the mix, I have two cats.

One, and orange tabby cat, is named Mabel. She just turned five this new coming year.

And my other cat is a black tabby cat, her name is not Dipper (You have no clue how many people have just assumed that). Her name is Lilo. She is turning one this August.

Now Lilo might as well be my cat. If you know what I mean. If you don't I'll do a quick explanation.

So basically her go to sleeping place is in my room, she goes to me when she's hungry, and we like to chase after lasers together.

Mabel prefers my older sister, however she is leaving for Australia in a couple weeks because she is doing the exchange program (My sister, not the cat). So, I don't know what Mabel is going to do with her gone.

Now as I said in the introduction, I love cats. However I prefer my cats. But sometimes, they can do the craziest stuff. And because I can't seem to do anything else, I'm going to tell you funny stories.

Now Mabel, she is literally the perfect cat. She's cuddly and can fit in your lap because shes really smol and is gaining some weight. And she is made out of a lovely spring orange so you can giver her tiny flower crowns you made her. 

And that's all. Mabel's perfect. Nothing else to say.

Now Lilo. Lilo, is hilarious. 

For example when Lilo was really little she wasn't housebroken, so she would just poop in the house. But no no no, she couldn't just poo anywhere. She had to poo in the fresh, warm, laundry. You have no clue how many sheets we had to throw out.

Now another thing Lilo does that is super annoying is that when your in bed and she wants to play she'll jump up on the bed and. . .start putting her claws in and out of the covers over your feet. Which as resulting in her going outside and claw marks on my leg.

Oh! Oh! Oh! And how could I forget. Lilo likes my room, and apparently so do moths. So Lilo has started this new game of hunting down moths and then eATING THEM, BUT OH NO SHE DOESN'T LIKE MOTHS SO SHE'LL SPIT THEM UP ON MY RUG. AND SHE WILL DO THIS REPEATABLY!

*sighs* So hows your day going.