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Sherlock Attempts to Murder Facebook; Thank Goodness for Asgardians (And Loki)

John McFuzzy Jumpers posted: SHERLOCK HOLMES WHY IS THE WIFI OUT

Sherlock Holmes: How are you posting on Facebook if the wifi's out?

John McFuzzy Jumpers: I'm using Mary's wireless phone. 

Sherlock Holmes: Mary's over? 

John McFuzzy Jumpers: She's been here for, like, an hour. 

Mary Watson: I feel loved, Sherlock. How are you on Facebook, speaking of?

The Doctor: The TARDIS has wifi anywhere and everywhere. All of his attempts to take down Facebook knocked out all the wifi of Baker Street. So he's here, with me, having tea, as we roam around the galaxy.

Sam Winchester: I'm with them, too. The TARDIS almost crushed the Impala and Dean got mad, so he sent me to go yell at them. He's getting it another paint job- again. 

Katniss Everdeen: I'm here too. The Doctor picked me up so I could destroy the Capital before they ever started the Hunger Games SO WE CAN ALL LIVE A FREAKING NORMAL LIFE WITHOUT HAVING TO SEND KIDS TO THEIR DEATH. 

Sherlock Holmes: So that means you'll end up with Gale, not Peeta, if you change the past? 

Katniss Everdeen: Who?

John McFuzzy Jumpers: Gale Hawthorne? Your best friend? AKA the love intrest besides Peeta? 

Katniss Everdeen: Oh, right, him. He was a real jerk at the end, though. 

I_Should_Be_With_Katniss: EXCUSE ME FOR LEAVING WHILE YOU WERE OFF SNOGGING WITH THE BAKER BOY. 

The Doctor: Calm down, children. 

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Sherlock Holmes posted: All attempts to take down Facebook have failed so far. I am looking at cute pictures of kittens and puppies in the meantime. There is also a surprising amount of things about murder on this site. 

The Son of Odin: IF YOU TAKE DOWN FACEBOOK ALL MY FANS WILL BE LOST. 

Loki: Brother, you must know that all of these Earthen girls are falling head over heels for me. 

IAmScotlandYard: Sherlock, you must know that these Asgardians will come after you if you do succeed in taking down this website. We don't need all-out war. AGAIN. 

Sherlock Holmes: Nobody asked you, Anderson. 

IAmScotlandYard: This is Lestrade!

Sherlock Holmes: Oh. 

Harry Potter: Too bad you muggles don't have magic...Then you could succed in your little muggle goals. 

Loki: What Harry Potter? Please enlighten me in your ways of magic, while I tell you about mine

Harry Potter: You kinda freaked me out in The Avengers, so no. Team Thor. 

The Son of Odin: Who's got people flocking to them now? 

Loki: That's it, Hogwarts is next on my 'Places To Make People Kneel Before Me' list. 

Sherlock Holmes: I'll get the popcorn while I watch my screen as you guys battle it out. I'm currently in orbit around a weird planet that The Doctor and Sam Winchester are discussing about. Katniss is shooting things. I've got nothing better to do.