Wait, Who's Guarding Our Galaxy?

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Percy Jackson: Wait, let me get this straight.... Who's supposed to be guarding our galaxy?!?!

Starlord, Nick Fury, Iron Man, Gamora, The Doctor, and 269303288 others liked this.

Starlord: Well, the Guardians of the Galaxy of course. Duuurrrrhhhhhhh. 

Nick Fury: Hold up, my team was assembled before you misfits banded together.

The Doctor: I'm obviously guarding the galaxy. Saving planets is my thing.

Superman: What the heck happened to the Super Friends?

BecauseImBatman: #batmanstruggles not being able to go into space without suffocating.

BecauseImBatman: You wanna know why I'm only saving Gotham city all the time?

Superman: DO NOT SAY IT

Superman: DONT YOU FREAKING SAY IT

Starlord: Why are you only saving Gotham? 

BecauseImBatman: BECAUSE I'M BATMANNNNNNN

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Nick Fury posted: STUPID HYDRA SCREWED EVERYTHING UP 

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HailHydra: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

Captain America: At least I had ANOTHER AWESOME MOVIE

BecauseImBatman: Hey, you and Superman are basically the same. Plus, he's like all of the Avengers combined. 

Superman: OOOOOOOOOOOO

Thor: At least we can make good movies. The last good Superman movie came out in the 80's. 

The Doctor: HOLD UP. WE DIDN'T SETTLE WHO'S GUARDING THE GALAXY AND PLENTY OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT I'M THE ONE SAVING YOUR BUTTS

Superman: You didn't save Krypton. 

Princess Leia: You didn't stop the Death Star from destroying Alderan. 

Mr. Spock: And Vulcan was destroyed, Doctor. 

The Doctor: WHY DOES NO ONE GET THE CONCEPT OF A FIXED POINT IN TIME I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE PLANETS SHEESH ITS ALL TIMEY WIMEY

Starlord: You guy's have never held an infinity stone. 100000 points to me. 

Gamora: it wasn't just you who stopped Ronin. 

Starlord: .......my distracting skills were pretty good though before the whole grabbing the stone thingy......

Groot: I AM GROOT

Rocket: Yeah, I know Groot. They're all idiots. 

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