send nudes - sdmn

kinks + things

sanza
what's up

simon
oh we're talking again?
simon
glad this wasn't just a one time thing considering i asked for nudes

sanza
it's ok daddy

simon
sanza what the fuck

sanza
just testing you

simon
if there's anyone you should be calling daddy it's my friend josh
simon
he's daddy af

sanza
and you say that you don't have a daddy kink, ok....

simon
it's just an ongoing joke
simon
but i wouldn't mind if you continued to call me daddy

sanza
SIMON WTF
sanza
actually, does your friend josh have a kik? if he really is daddy af i wanna see for myself

simon
he sure does
simon
he'll appreciate this because he's been kinda down in the dumps lately

sanza
aw poor baby
sanza
if you don't mind me asking, why?

simon
oh there's this girl that he really liked, but he was too late to tell her and she ended up dating one of our friends.

sanza
damn that's rough
sanza
i'll be sure to try and talk to him, not sure what i can really do but maybe i can make him laugh or something

simon
i think he'd appreciate that, im not exactly the comforting type and i think he's sick of hearing my shit so

sanza
i would be too
sanza
you seem like a total dickhead

simon
rude

sanza
im joking, chill
sanza
and you kinda did ask for nudes

simon
fine do you want a pic of me?

sanza
nah, i like a good surprise
sanza
and if you're a rapist then i'm in for a surprise

simon
im not a rapist

sanza
that's what they all say