simon thanks for talking to josh, i can tell it made him feel better
sanza im glad, he seems like a good guy
simon he is
sanza anyways what's up with you today?
simon
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sanza simon why did you just send me a picture of lingerie on a bed
simon wrong person sorry
sanza oooo you have a lady friend??
simon no, it was meant for my friend jj
sanza why wtf
simon because why not, u kno
sanza i can't say i've ever sent a picture of lingerie to someone
simon ok well have you ever sent a nude?
sanza well yeah sanza im still not going to send you one
simon i know i know
sanza wanna entertain me? i've been at the airport for forever. and i have to wait 2 more hours
simon idk how to entertain you boi
sanza idk send some memes
simon only if you send some nudes simon or at least another picture of yourself
sanza only if you send one first
simon a nude or a normal pic bc i'm down
sanza a normal picture you nonce
simon ok damn
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sanza so are you eating because you're a douche or because it was an off guard shot
simon well technically it came from a video but it was off guard simon alright now your turn
sanza
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simon aw you're too cute
sanza your reaction was a lot nicer than mine so let me react again sanza you look really nice in that off guard pic of you stuffing your face like a pig
simon sanza
sanza sorry sorry but what do you want me to say?
simon i want you to say "omg simon you look really hot, even when you're eating."
sanza yeah, not gonna happen
simon ok well say something nice
sanza i did, i said you look nice in that photo
simon you also said i was a pig
sanza let's rewind to the part where i said 'like' a pig. key word being 'like'
simon yeah whatever
sanza awe are little simon's feelings hurt???
simon shut up sanza
sanza sorry sorry i actually think you're really attractive
simon thank you, cutie
sanza OK WELL THEN LOOKS LIKE MY FLIGHT IS BOARDING
simon i thought you didn't board for another 2 hours...
