send nudes - sdmn

sex + alcohol

simon
hey, u a virgin?

sanza
wow, great conversation starter simon, you fucking mong

simon
you didn't answer

sanza
of course not, i'm 23. i lost my virginity when i was 16.

simon
shit ok

sanza
well since we're doing this, are you a virgin?

simon
no, but i definitely didn't lose mine till i was 20. im 24 now btw

sanza
aw sex newbie

simon
shut up, i just don't have any lady friends

sanza
so you've never gone out to the club, got drunk, and had drunk sex with a girl who was grinding on you on the dance floor?

simon
well yeah, but i've only done it once
simon
but i wouldn't mind if you were to grind on me

sanza
fuck off simon

simon
right sorry
simon
so what? are you saying you've had sex with a guy from a bar?

sanza
of course i have, but it was never a stranger. i'm not an animal u kno

simon
but you were drunk.
simon
what kind of alcohol do you drink anyways

sanza
vodka, rum, whiskey, tequila
sanza
jäger u kno

simon
how do you even drink that stuff

sanza
its just easy innit

simon
bet you're an alcoholic

sanza
nah i just got a high tolerance that's all g. we should go out drinking? you live in the uk?

simon
yeah, you too huh. small world

sanza
scientifically it's actually very big

simon
shut up

sanza
right sorry