Christine sat in the room alongside Laura. They were both sipping at Jasmine tea like the fancy ladies they are. Steve and Gareth sat in the circle with them staring at the tea, wishing they could have some.
Two random people were having sex in the corner.
Dave and Selena entered the room and sat in the circle with the various other boys and girls.
"Hello everyone. I'm Laura. Welcome to Tea Awareness."
"Just give up tea! Please!" Called Gareth.
"No!" Shouted Christine in a very Javert-esq voice.
"We have a new member today. Dave." Said Laura.
Dave stood up. "Hi, I'm Dave and I'm an addict."
"Hi, Dave." The other chanted, monotone.
"I just want some tea. It just tastes so nice!" Dave cried.
"When did you last have tea?" Asked Christine.
"Umm... Last night?"
"Alright. You can have 1 cup of tea a day."
"Thank you, Christian! I love you."
"My name is Christine. Your wife is sitting next to you."
"Shit."
