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The Gods Eat Blue Food P.2 •Р€ŘĆ¥ ĴΔĆҜŞØŇ•

Percy's Point of View

It was a normal day for me until lunch came.
What god or goddess was gonna disturb my blue food now?
Let's just say Apollo, Athena, Artemis, and Ares already showed up for breakfast.

And they each had stolen a bach of cookies. Ok, I stole them, but when you have 14 hungry gods constantly coming over to your house to eat, you have to do what you need to do to survive.

14 gods who constantly come over for food + a bunch of blue cookies = No cookies for me. I NEED MY COOKIES!!!!

So, as I was saying, it was a normal day until lunch came up.
I was sitting at the diner table when there was a sudden knock at the door.

I stood up and went to see who it was. I looked through the peep hole and saw what I least wanted to see.

All of the Olympians, plus Hades and Hestia looking at my door with hungry faces. I was suddenly on the floor in less than 1 second.
The Olympians ran over me trying to get to the kitchen first. By the time all of them came through, I was a mess.

My hair was sticking out in different places while my shirt was ripped in one part.
My jeans were now wripped and I had a few bruises here and there.

I suddenly found myself in a ball of fighting when I walked into the kitchen. A punch was thrown at my jaw and and I fell down ad I felt a powerful kick at my leg.
I winced as I felt a god/goddess kneed me in my goodies.

3rd Person Point of View.

Apollo kicked a person, who he thought was Hermes, and kneed the so thought Hermes in his manparts when they fell down. When he turned around he was met face to face with a fist.

He quickly regained his vision from the punch and turned around to see HERMES. He looked around and saw PERCY laying on the floor with his hands to his man parts.

Meanwhile, Aphrodite was yanking Athena's hair while kicking Artemis who was punching Demeter who was kicking Hades who was elbowing Ares who was in a fight with Hephaestus.

Hephaestus was kicking Poseidon who was sitting down on Zeus who looked about as ready to destroy to the world.

Dionysus was slowly creeping up to a plate of blue cookies before Hestia saw this and tripped him.

Apollo was looking at Percy with a loom of horror on his face. Slowly, every god turned theepir head to where Apollo was looking at.

They felt their own eyes widened when they saw the unconscious, beaten up, son of Poseidon who had SALLY JACKSON standing over him, her eyes holding fury in them as she saw what the gods were doing.

The gods couldn't blame Sally as Percy looked worse Then after the war with Gaea and Kronos combined.
Percy's left leg and right arm were bent in a odd angle while his right leg and left arm held bruises in them.

His pinkie finger was also twisted while his face had 1 black eyes, a 4 inch scar was on his cheek while his nose was bleeding.
His mouth had a trail of blood going down his jaw and to the floor and his teeth were clattering together.

His shirt was ripped open and didn't even look like a shirt anymore. Sally was looking at them, with her eyes set straight at all of them before walking to them, slowly.
She walked straight towards Zeus and Ares, who were still fighting, not noticing the angry mother in front of them. Sally kicked Ares in the leg causing him to fall on top of Zeus. They were both confused but furious as someone somehow managed to interrupt their fight.

Both turned to look at the person who dared to do that to 2 of the 12 Olympians. When they saw Sally standing there, they immediately fell down as they saw Sally's inraged face lookinh at them, glaring. They immediately got up and prepared to be scolded. Sally looked at them before shouting,

"Now, I'm not the one to get mad but this is out of control. How dare you hurt my son like that. Just because you want some blue cookies??!! Really!! You have crossed the line now. No blue food or any for from me for 6 months!! You will also be my son's servants now, do you understand?"

Many, yes and yes ma'ams went around the room as Sally ordered them to go and heal her son. The gods were now devastated as they wouldn't be able to get their blue cookies, some were even crying as Sally was making some blue cookies for Percy and not for them.

Now, the gods had learned their lesson and they promised not to cause anymore trouble. Oh, if only they knew that, that was all part of Percy's plan. Now, he had all blue cookies for himself for 6 months, and 14 gods at his service for those six months too. So easy.

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Hello my dear blue pancakes. Thank you for reading this. I know this isn't really that good but I really wanted to write something like this. Looks like Percy really is evil!! Okay, question.

Should I write a Percy teaches at Hogwarts fanfiction?

Be sure to comment an answer.

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