Phan Oneshots

A Special Sleepless Night With Phil

Ok, so this isn't the story I had planned, but I got a comment from @ItShouldBeCalledTysh with this idea of a sleepless night with phil, and I hope I do 'em proud!

*~Phil's POV~*

"Hey guys!" I whispered to my camera. "It's currently 2:04 in the morning and I made the huge mistake of eating half a bag of chocolate covered espresso beans before bed- I haven't gotten a wink of sleep, and I was tired of just staring at the ceiling, so I thought, 'why not have another sleepless night with phil'?" I pointed the camera towards the bed, showing off my emoji pajamas and the colorful duvet that was falling off the bed. "As you can tell, I haven't been able to sit still... But at least these pants are comfy" I turned the camera around again, and messed with my hair a bit. "Wow, what's going on here? Heh, my hair is a mess... Oh, I still need to take my contacts out!"

I turned the camera off and made my way to the bathroom. Dan was nowhere to be seen, or heard, which was unusual. Normally when he wasn't in bed, I could hear him down the hall playing video games, but it was completely silent.

I turned into the bathroom, and started making a makeshift stand for the camera before turning it on. I made sure to whisper again, in case Dan fell asleep somewhere else in the apartment. "Well, a good thing about the new apartment is that there aren't any glass doors for me to hurt myself on."

"You literally just kicked one of the doors yesterday," Dan spoke from the door, making me jump slightly.

"I thought you were sleeping!" I accused, putting my glasses on and grabbing the camera off its perch.

"You're very bad at whispering," he mock-whispered, before laughing. "So shall I join you?"

"Uh, sure... What do you want to do?"

He took a pause before answering. "We should make cookies."

"At this hour?"

"Obviously!" Dan grinned at me before turning away and heading down the hall. I turned the camera off once again and followed behind my loving boyfriend.

Dan was walking around the large kitchen, pulling out ingredients and utensils, and placing everything on the island.

"So what's on the menu?" I caught Dan in my arms, kissing him quickly before he could answer.

"I'm thinking plain old chocolate chip cookies. Simple, easy, and plently of downtime." He wiggled his eyebrows before walking away from me and preheating the oven. He faced me and hopped up to sit on the island. "Why don't you set the camera up? I guess it's about time we show our fans another part of our apartment..."

"You know we don't have to show them, right? Not, if we're not ready." I stood between his legs, camera remaining beside us. He wrapped his arms around me, and I hugged him back.

"I think I'm ready Phil... For everything... And I think I have an idea, but you'll have to wait and see." He pulled back and grinned before grabbing the camera and turning it on so that it'd be a close up of his face. "Now, let's make some cookies."

We set the camera up, and started making the cookies. It was nothing special- we threw in some random comments, and Dan broke out in a random song that I added some backup vocals to. We finally put the first tray of cookies in the oven and it was starting on 3 o'clock. My stomach made an embarrassing noise, causing the two of us to let out childish giggles.

"I don't think I can wait for these cookies to be done! I need some cereal." I grabbed a bowl and the box of Dan's favorite cereal.

"Again?" Dan questioned from behind me, but I refused to turn around.

"You should be used to this, honestly." The cereal started to pour into the bowl, but I wasn't expecting when something shiny fell with it. I set the box to the side, and carefully searched through the cereal until I found the foreign object- a ring. It was silver and looked like it had some diamonds set into it, a few poking out a bit from the ring. Did they start putting items in the cereal again? It's kind of dangerous- someone not knowing any better could choke and die! "Hey, Dan-" I turned around with the ring in hand, only to be met with him kneeling in front of me.

"I had a whole speech planned out for this moment, but now that we're here, I've realized... Words can't describe how I feel about you. There's not enough time in the world for me to describe our journey together, and how much you've improved my life with your love. Phil, you're my whole universe, and I can't survive without you- will you marry me?" I had tears in my eyes, and my jaw was starting to hurt from smiling so much. I couldn't believe this was happening, and of all the nights.

"Yes, yes of course I'll marry you!" Dan got up and took the ring from me before placing it on the proper finger. He wrapped his arms around my waist, and I cupped his face with my hands- the cool metal being someting we'd both have to get used to. I leant in to kiss my fiance, our lips almost touching, when the timer for the cookies went off causing the both of us to jump slightly and look at the oven. "Oh..."

"They can burn a little." Dan spoke quickly before turning back to me and kissing me passionately.

We remained in that spot for a while before finally taking care of the cookies, which we had to throw away. We knew that we wouldn't succeed with the other cookies, so we took a bowl of cookie dough with us to the living room, leaving the rest in the freezer.

Unfortunately, we didn't do much more filming that night.

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"Phil! Are you coming or not?" Dan yelled from our gaming room. I decided to not even grace him with a response as I grabbed the last of the cookie dough, and walked into the room. I sat in my usual seat, and set the bowl between the two of us. "Why did we decide to edit this in here?"

"You're the one who walked in here and refused to move." I started playing the footage and began fixing some of the transitions, cutting out small pieces that were awkwardly silent.

"... I think we should just leave the video as is. Give a long video of us screwing up cookies, and follow it up with the proposal... The fans will be confused at first, but they'll get used to it." Dan spoke quietly in between bites and I quickly reached the film of us in the kitchen.

"It's going to take forever to load, Dan... But... I think you're right." I picked up the camera that was on the table, coming up with an idea. "We should leave a little note at the end." We quickly set up the camera so that we'd have our hands free and we turned it on. "Hey guys! Thank you so much for joining us for this extra long video- we hope you enjoyed! Uh-"

"We wanted to assure you that this- everything that happened in this video- is real. I finally got the courage to propose to this wonderful man, and he miraculously said yes." Dan was looking at me with so much love in his eyes, it was unbelievable. All this love, just for me. I couldn't help myself as I leant in and kissed him quickly. He chuckled, grabbing my hand and saying, "Don't edit that out."

*~*~*~*~*

Ok, I'm sorry this isn't as good as I hoped it would be! I was debating between continuing or ending it here, and this just felt like a good ending.

I have so many excuses for my absence, and the most recent one is the fact that last Friday I hit myself in the head with a rifle. Quite a few people were worried that I had a concussion, but it kinda didn't do anything, so I thought I was fine... Well, I ended up hitting myself in the head again with the rifle Monday.. Yeah, I should probably get checked out...

WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS NONETHELESS! BYE FOR NOW, NERDERINOS!