Author: Hello everyone and welcome to another chapter o-
Deadpool: *breaks through a wall with 4th painted on it* SURPRISE BITCHES!!!
Author: Deadpool, just the man I wanted to see. Looks like we've got a dare for you.
Deadpool: Dose it have anything to do with strippers?
Author: No.
Deadpool: And like that you've lost me. *Walks into the next room*
Author: Well I guess you don't want to slap agent Romanoff's ass. *starts stop watch*
Deadpool: *Teleports back* You had me at Romanoff's ass! So what am I doing!?
Author: 2.73 seconds. So close to a new record. But close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
Deapool: Enough old timely sayings you ass. Time to get this over with so I can slap some ass.
Author: Well TabbyTad dares you to smack all of the Avenger's asses. Every member. They wish you luck.
Deadpool: You know I've always want to give Thor's other worldly ass a good slap.
Author: That actually leads perfectly into the question they had asked. They were wondering if you were bi or straight. They brought up the ship between you and Spiderman.
Deadpool: I'd have to say I'm 83% straight and the rest is bi. A little redundant if you think about it but yeah. I'm and ass man. I'm also a boobs man. You know what, I'm a man!
Author: Whatever helps you sleep at night wade.
Deadpool: And about the whole me and Spiderman thing. *dose the nice symbol with his hands* Dat booty don't lie and neither do I so I'd say I'd go out with Spidey if they wanted to.
Author: Anyways you have fun sexualy harassing the people of marvel's Avengers.
Deadpool: Deadpool OUT!!! *teleports*
Author: *hears distant screams*
Deadpool: I seem to have made an error! This is not Avengers Tower, it's the shower and it seem I'm not alo- oh shi-
Author: *hears gunshots followed my mild cursing and Deadpool falling down the stairs into a portal to Avengers tower* Well then. Sorry Violet.
Violet: *walks down stairs with just a towel on* You shouldn't be the one apologizing.
Author: I do it because he won't.
Deadpool: *pulls parashoot* HAHA!!!Suck it Author! I was prepared this time! *lands safely on the landing pad.*
Jarvis: Welcome back.
Deadpool: Sup butler bot! So wheres Stark?
Jarvis: Mr, Stark is downstairs in his workshop.
Deadpool: Thank! *teleports*
Ironman: *thinking about how he would go about making a space worthy warp drive then stand up* I think I've go-
Deadpool: Sup Anthony I'm here to slap those avenging iron cheeks! *smack his ass hard* K Bye!
Ironman: Jarvis! How the hell did he get in?!
Jarvis: I'm sorry sir. He had asked where you were and I had obliged them.
Deadpool: Alright, now I'm going to get the hard one out of the way. Time for Widow. *gets transporting to a warehouse in an abandon Shield facility*
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ASK/DARE DEADPOOL!!!
HumorAuthor: Hello reader! As you can see I will be having my friend Deadpool do any kind of question and/or dare you may want him to do. Don't worry about Deadpool getting hurt, he's basically immortal if you didn't know, so just feel free to...
