Author: Hey Deadpool. Someone named xxLady_Wilsonxx asked you a question.
Deadpool: lay it on me!
Author: They want to know out of every female character in the marvel universe who would you date?
Deadpool: *a growth began to surface in Deadpools lower half* I could never leave myself to only one! All of the fine ladies of the marvel world want My patented "dead-stick".
Author: *hears vomiting from a separate room*
Deadpool: It would be wrong for only 1 women to experience it!
Author: You done?
Deadpool: Though if I absolutely had to choose I'd say the female me.
Author: Why?
Deadpool: Do you know how often I get told to go fuck myself? That way I'd so just that! And it would be fucking awesome! Watch! Hey Logan!
Logan/Wolverine: Go fuck yourself.
Deadpool: See!
Author: *tosses Logan his motorcycle keys* Well alright then. xxLady_Wilsonxx you got your answer. Hope you enjo-
Deadpool: HOLD UP SHIT FOR BRAINS!!!
Author: What?
Deadpool: You've been gone for so long and that's all you give them!? These people want more! You kept them waiting! You owe it to them! These are my adoring fans were talking about!
Author: ...ok then. Bex3791 dare you to go steal one of Starks suits. Climb in and pretend to be him.
Deadpool: Now were talkin! Let's do this!
Author: *teleports Deadpool to Stark tower* Violet Deadpool gone now. You've got time to get something to eat take a showed and relax for a few minutes before he gets back.
Violet: Thank god.
Author: You're welcome. (Had too XD)
Domino: Wades gone?
Author: For now. *turns on a fast and furious marathon*
Domino: Cool. *sits down on couch*
Wolverine
Deadpool: AAAAAAAAAAH! *slams on the floor from falling* Son of a-
Jarvis: Hello Deadpool. How might I help you today?
Deadpool: Awwww shit I forgot about you.
Jarvis: If I may ask, what is the reason you are here?
Deadpool: eeeh, just came by to grab something. Which way to the armory again?
Jarvis: Look behind you.
Deadpool: *turns around* Oh, well I'll be damned. *hops in the mark 3 armor and flies off.* YAHOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jarvis: I'm sorry but you are not authorized to man the mark 3 armor. Have a nice day. *opens armor dropping Deadpool 2,000 feet*
Deadpool: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*2 minutes pass*-UUUUUUUUUU-*slams on the ground*-CK.
Author:*teleports Deadpool on sofa* Welcome back. Violet times up!
Deadpool: Violet my love!!!
Violet: GOD DAMN IT!!!
Author: Alright. Now is the end of the chapter. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.
Deadpool: Hehe. Butts.
Author: Maturety at it's finest.
Deadpool: My movie was was rated R! I'm mature as hell!
Author: Anyway, remember to leave a comment and ask or dare Deadpool to do some more stuff. Sorry for the long wait. I got caught up in a lot of stuff. I'll see You! In the next chapter. Bye Bye!
Deadpool: That's Markiplier's thing!
Author: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Peace!
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ASK/DARE DEADPOOL!!!
HumorAuthor: Hello reader! As you can see I will be having my friend Deadpool do any kind of question and/or dare you may want him to do. Don't worry about Deadpool getting hurt, he's basically immortal if you didn't know, so just feel free to...
