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A month without uploading
He comes back with a tag, that no one even tagged him in
He's not a challenge to drag
So prepare for an attack, and by that I mean cringe
Cause this motherfuckers bout to get bragged by his fringe
First things first, you're freakishly tall
It's weird you're like a noodle
You got hair that was cool in 2007, and wet you just look like a poodle
Growing a really annoying posh voice, and yep that's Dan
You're what would happen if Winne the Pooh fucked slender man
You procrastinate making videos because being judged is scary
You're so close to being forgotten, the hate's imaginary
The only reason you get views is cause you're another white guy
That people ship with his friend, cause they think it's Kawaii
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Oh? Reasons why Dan's a fail (yay)
I'll give you some
You never tweet, you over eat. All you do is cry and sleep. Your jokes are shit posts and memes with no originality. Your family's sad you flopped your law degree at university. And anything embarrassing from your past you just delete.
You were vegan for like 3 weeks and what you missed the meat? Wow! I'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity. You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic. But you can't make toast without tumblr saying your problematic.
I could go on, there's more if I check
There's more things on this list, than chins on your neck
On your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
100? Yeah, when getting out of bed, makes you out of breath!
So your celebrity crush was J-Law, but now it's Evan P?
What the fuck even is your sexuality?! A/N ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's hard to put you in a box, when you keep it so blurry
I think it's just to hide, that you're secretly a furry
I-I'm joking... obviously
Ok that went deep.. repress it? Yep before I start crying let's wrap this shit up
I'm gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza
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