Our Inside Joke

Panic! At the Ralph's

David's P.O.V.

Liza was very nervous to talk to her parents and I was too. The phone rang then my mother's voice said "Hello, David!"

"Oh, hi ma!" I said happily because I haven't heard her voice in a long time

"Yes, what is it, sweetheart? Are you coming back?" she said with a curious tone

"Maybe because of this." I said as I walked with Liza to stock the fridge

"Did you marry her?" her voice went up "Did you break up with her?" her voice now was filled with panic "Uh, no." I said with a slight chuckle

"Oh, you didn't propose to her, you stupid idiot I told you she's the perfect one!"

"Ma! I might because of this."

"Huh?"

"She...Uh, she got pregnant." I said anxiously as Liza was grabbing milk on aisle 9

"Uhh.." she was speechless

"Ma, could you help us?"

"Of course, you're my son and I like her, she's beautiful, funny and has a good personality."

"Thank you."

"So, you're keeping it?"

"Yeah, we're keeping it."

"So, was this is a one time thing only?"

"Uh, yeah." I said awkwardly because me and my mom wasn't really open with this kind of stuff

"Well, I assume you're going to call pa now."

"Yeah, where is he?"

"He's at work and uh wish you luck because he's gonna be angry with this."

"Okay, bye ma."

"Bye!" I hung up and took a deep breath knowing that pa would kill me for doing this "What'd she say?" Liza asked

"She said she's okay with it" I said

"Mmm, ok." she said as she continues to search as I searched for my dad's number. There it is! I was nervous talking to my like Liza's scared to talk to his dad. The phone rang, every time a ring was emitted to my phone, my stomach would drop and inch down "Hello? Why are you calling me? I thought you didn't want to come home?"

"Pa, I need you tell you something."

"Huh." he said with a growl "What is it?"

"I made a mistake, pa."

"JUST TELL IT!" he shouted to the phone and I saw Liza flinch to my father's voice

"My girlfriend is pregnant, Liza's pregnant."

"AH, YOU IDIOT! YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE ME, I was proud you sliced your hand like no big deal but... BUT YOU DID THIS STUPID MISTAKE. Tell me, why did you this?"

"It was just a one time thing, pa."

"AY, don't call me 'pa' you disgrace the family DOBRIK!"

"Pa! Why are you like this?!" I shouted at the produce section

"Well, 'cause you are an IDIOT!"

"I'm not an idiot, pa!"

"No, you are, you are supposed to—" he got cut off because I saw Liza faint and fall to the ground but I heard pa calling me so I decline the call. I tried to help Liza but my broken hand wasn't helping then a kind fellow helped get her up and let her sit on a chair nearby. I was panicking, she's pregnant, is it normal or is it not? Should I call an ambulance or what? "So, what?" said the kind fellow "She's pregnant, I don't know what to do!"

"Call an ambulance just in case!"

"Okay, Okay, Okay." I said as I call 911 "911, what's your emergency?" the lady operating said

"Hello? My girlfriend's pregnant and she just fainted."

"Oh, uh... How many weeks is she?"

"Uh.. two weeks, I think."

"Okay, we'll send the ambulance on the way here, where are you, sir?"

"I'm at Ralph's [blah blah, I don't know what to put here...]"

"Okay, sir we're sending it now, just wait we're coming for your wife." and I hung up. Some of the moms in Ralphs are even fanning Liza. I went outside the Ralphs and tried to see if the ambulance was coming. I sat down on sidewalk and recap what happened recently but the ambulance came so I came back to Liza and asked the moms to help me.

Moments later...

I was talking to the doctor in charge of Liza and he said "There's nothing too serious with it, she's just dehydrated and her baby's fine, Mrs. Dobrik is fine."

"Ms. Koshy actually..."

"Oh, I'm very sorry." he said and left. I visited Liza and saw her awake already [Blah...Blah... You already know the conversation]

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UNEDITED

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