the adventurous adventures of nail

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niall just got back from his local grocery store and noticed that he had a boner because of seeing some sexy potatos. niall grabbed a potato and ran to his room . he grabbed some lube from his bedside drawer . he lubed his fingers to prep for the potato. as he slowly entered himself he moaned out
"ohH dAdDy pOtAto"
he started to scissor himself and was moaning about sexy potatos. after he was ready he lubed up the potato and shoved it up his ass
"OhHoH" he shuttered
he started to jerk himself off as he was thrusting the potato in and out of his arse
"oOoHh dAdDy " niall screamed as he reached his climax
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after niall had a shower he grabbed the potato from earlier and washed it in the sink for later . he cleaned it well and started to cry because of how beautiful it was .

and after getting over how beautiful it was he started to strip it of its peel .
"oh you look so good without peel daddy " niall whispered at the potato

he cut the potato into small pieces and moaned each time . he was about to drop the potato into the fryer to make fries but he couldn't get over it's beauty so he just stared at it for a while . after staring at it for about 46 minutes
he decided he needed some fries . he dropped the potato pieces into the fryer and as it sizzled he moaned each time . as he saw that the fries were finished he got them out of the fryer. since niall was a extra bitch he prepared a candle lit dinner. he brought his plate loaded with fries to the table. he reached across the table to get the ketchup. he squirted out some ketchup and as it made a fart like noise he moaned . he started to eat his fries .
at the end of his meal he was crying because he missed his potato lover but he knew that those fries were good and crispy . so he got over it .

also this is in no way to be taken seriously but i thought this was needed in the fandom