Dirty pickup lines

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Scott: I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight

Stiles: I'll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long

Liam: Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!

Derek: pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed

Theo: I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I'm gonna destroy that pussy

Isaac: I like every bone in your body, especially mine

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