5sos group texts

puns

Michael: wanna do puns?

Luke: yeS!

Calum: sure, why not?

Michael: you in ash?

Ashton: um, sure.

Luke: ashton, are you from Tennessee cause youre the only 10 i see!

Ashton: omg luke 😂

Calum: how do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.

Michael: i asked a frenchman if he played videogames.. he said "wii"

Luke: do you live on a farm? Cause you sure know how to make a cock rise.

Michael: AHAHAHAHA!

Ashton: my ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

Michael: lets play titanic, you be iceberg and I'll go down.

Calum: classic michael 😂

Calum: whenever i undress in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.

Luke: if a wild pig kills you, does that mean youve been boared to death?

Ashton: which bees produce milk? Boo-bees.

Calum: oh god ashton

Michael: youre becoming a vegetarian? I think thats a big missed steak.

Calum: velcros are just a big rip-off.

Luke: okay lets see who laughed the most. I laughed the most at michaels.

Calum: i laughed more at lukes.

Ashton: i laughed at lukes most.

Michael: all of us were funny.

Luke: yeah youve got a point, but anyways we should get to be we have a huge interview tomorrow. Goodnight guys.

Michael: g'night

Calum: night!!

Ashton: nini lukey!

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I had fun writing this. Which was your favorite pun??