GOT2: Terryon's Gun

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And so Terryon, Sir Joel and Assassin caught the train to the open plains outside of town where Princess Diana was training the Iraqis to fight with her dragon. Along the way Terryon regaled his companions with good jokes and made them drink his wine, laughing all the way. The journey flew by, and before they knew it, their stone city and their worries were long behind them. Sir Jonah was sick on the train but nobody even minded.

Finally they stood in the grand green hills, and there they saw their wonderful blonde queen instructing the Horse Men on how to kill and who to follow (her). Sir Jonas was so proud, he could not help but puff out his chest. But Lord Tyrrol had work to do, so he stepped up, bold as brass.

'My Queen, forgive this intrusion', he politely shouted, 'but I have important news about my gun'. Diana did not know what he was talking about but did not let it show as she was too royal and kind. She shouted down from her dragon 'of course my son, please speak up'. Tyrrol drew his incredible metal weapon from his stylish jacket. 'This thing will punch a hole in you', he boasted, 'and is our ticket to the Island Throne and piles of gold, and a Lanaster is always right so listen to me'.

Driana was un-moved. 'Why would I care for such a weapon when I have these mighty dragons? Why do you waste my time with this bullshit?'. The Horse Men erupted with laughter, slapping backs and pointing at Tywin, calling him an asshole. Tyyion's face turned red. He was apoplectic. 'Then I will waste no more time!' he screamed, in one movement drawing his gun and shooting the dragon in the heart. It keeled over like a sack of shit as Queen Dianar, destroyer of worlds, shouted 'NOOO', but it was too late.

The Iraqis didn't know where to look. Sir Jonas was shaking like an idiot. Terryo stepped up and put his hand on Princess Diana's back. 'My Queen, I had to do this to make you understand. My gun is really powerful. We will kill your enemies, plus I can rent my gun out to people for £50 a go. We will have a heap of money." Dinah was sad about the dragoon, but she couldn't say anything because she knew Terry was right.