she looked up at the demonic feature of holly tasker because dick-tastic. Then, penis ate him from the pond of lyf. She tried to touch the magical cup of wisdom but it doidn't work out because she wasn't magical enough (sad face) and she couldn't afford the trip to tittie-tastic land. And it was 20 dollars but she couldn't afford it because she was POOR and she had no coins left. that made her not illegiblwe for the bus. then the bus went into a tornadoe in portugali2ety. and then um it died in the war and it wasn't able to see its family again so she ate cheesles, while pooing out chocolate skittles. then she went to bed and ate more chocolate and pooed out skittles then she slept until she dies. and then she broke her computor. but then it doesn't matter cuz she gets a new one next year and her friend has a fucked up computor that um that that um that um that doesn't like peoplle that cuz um that um like cuzz um cuz it has blocked website if its left home alone. i don't like being home alone because i feel lonely and i don't like feeling lonely. i saw fault in our starts last night it was amaaaazing. with lucy. i stayed at her house cuz we're rebels. such rebels. tit-tastic rebels. and then we went to saras house and sara gave us cookies. and then celia came and then sienna came and we all ate cookies and coke and dicks. and i don't liek people because they're rude and disrespecetful to my culture. i die. the end!
spoken by holly tasker (in tech when she was probably high)
typed by sienna schroeder ( who is worried for her friends sanity)