( i. marco the stalker. )
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woodyinho: hey fake roman!
romansburki: ahdjjdkd my cute smol son
still can't believe this is real
woodyinho: i am NOT a little kid
i'm probably older than you 😤
mats: are you sure?
woodyinho: what are you doing here snake? i kicked you out
roman: i added him.. :)
romansburki: YOURE SO CUTE
HES SO CUTE.
roman: thank you fake me :)
woodyinho: uh okay anyways
i was on Instagram
mario: that's a first
auba: honestly
woodyinho: shut up, don't interrupt me.
as i was saying. i was on Instagram and i searched up the user romansburki cause ya know, I'm a curious person
marc: you don't say 🤔
woodyinho: WHY DOES EVERYONE INTERRUPT ME?! LET ME TALK GOSH.
erik: you've only been interrupted twice marco..
woodyinho: THREE TIMES NOW. I STG THE NEXT PERSON WHO INTERRUPTS ME—
woodyinho: now as i was saying i searched up your user on instagram and only one person appeared. with the same user as you
look 👀
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romansburki: WTF REUS
HOW THE HELL
shinji: marco who knew you could be such a stalker
mario: i knew 🖐🏼
mats: aww look i see me ❤️
romansburki: i mean yeah, you left bvb
but i still love you and forgive you
for leaving to BAYERN 🙂
woodyinho: THE AUDACITY HUMMELS, THE AUDACITY.
mats: huh??
woodyinho: c'mon mats!
you know the only heart allowed in this
chat is the yellow one!
mats: uuuu big deal
woodyinho: you're asking to get blocked snake
romansburki: this is priceless can i screenshot this and post it
woodyinho: OMG NO
shinji: PLEASE DONT DO THAT
pulisic: hey guys!
romansburki: cHRISTIAN ASDFGHJL
pulisic: uh hi roman?¿
andré: oh that's not roman
roman: that's one of my.. fan girls haha
reus accidentally added her
romansburki: god bless reus am i rite or am i rite?? also wow did roman bürki
just call me his fan girl?! what is life
woodyinho: so just to be sure, that is your instagram account, right?
romansburki: yes you stalker
woodyinho: ya know what
i'm not even gonna fight you on that one
yep, i was stalking you. and you only have ONE selfie which is on your twitter
romansburki: OH GOD YOU SAW THAT?
WOW THATS SO EMBARRASSING
i had no make up and looked like trash
Wow this is – i hATE MYSELF byE
( romansburki has left the groupchat. )
auba: aww way to go marco!
roman: Marco! I think you embarrassed her ):
marc: you don't say 🤔
mario: you've been saying that all day bartra i'm about to punch you
erik: can.. we see the pic? 👀
mats: send it!! i wanna know what she looks like
roman: eh idk guys. what if she finds out and maybe gets even more embarrassed?
i don't wanna make her uncomfortable.
pulisic: then let's not say anything 🤐 i wanna know what fake roman looks like!
roman: ugh fine
send it woodyinho
woodyinho:
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auba: THATS FAKE ROMAN?!
roman: i think i'm in love guys
marc: you don't say 😍😍
woodyinho: I STG BARTRA I STG
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( a/n! just editing stuff don't mind me )
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Fanfiction@woodyinho has added you to the groupchat! in which marco reus accidentally adds a sassy and sarcastic girl who has an undying love for bvb and roman bürki to the groupchat. ╰╮ (BVB X OC) (SNS) (SLOW UPDATES) © 2017
