( iv. wait — how old are you? )
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( roman is in love 😽 )
irina: why do you guys keep
changing your groupchat's name
woodyinho: because 👀
roman: marco no omg
pulisic: roman is in love 👀
roman: that was like two days ago guys come on!
irina: roman is in love? with who? 🙃
erik: hey fake roman send nudez
mario: what
irina: what? 😳
marc: eRIK!!
erik: haha
it's a joke guys!
irina: oh bummer
i was about to.
auba: wait what
erik: it's not a joke then?¿?
shinji: E R I K
irina: ha it's a joke guys.
but if you rlly want my nudes
check out my personal gram.
woodyinho: you post your nudes on
your personal instagram?? what is it??
irina: wow you guys are such horn
dogs and obviously not, but i am
very comfortable with my
own body, soooo
erik: i found you.
mario: wtf what how
have you been hanging
around with reus?
erik: lol no i just went to her fanpage
searched people she was following
with the name irina and she was the
only one who appeared
irina: because that's not weird..
woodyinho: what's her insta
irina: SHE IS RIGHT HERE.
woodyinho: found you!
erik: woahhh irina 👀
marc: WHAT WHAT
pulisic: WHAT
COME ON DURM TELL US
erik:
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irina: i DID say i'm comfortable
with my body didn't i 😅
roman: 😍
woodyinho: okay you know what
i'd love to compliment you and all
but how old are you..
mario: oh god
auba: pls don't say sixteen
i will feel so weird after thinking
you're attractive
irina: i'm twenty..
roman: WHAT
pulisic: and i'm nineteen
wassup
( roman has kicked cmpulisic out of the groupchat. )
woodyinho: I CALLED YOU HOT
irina: you did?
woodyinho: no..
but i thought about it!
irina: ugh don't make it a big deal!
i turn twenty one in three weeks.
erik: eh who cares
i'm twenty five soooo
( roman has kicked erik37durm out of the groupchat. )
irina: jesus christ
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Fanfiction@woodyinho has added you to the groupchat! in which marco reus accidentally adds a sassy and sarcastic girl who has an undying love for bvb and roman bürki to the groupchat. ╰╮ (BVB X OC) (SNS) (SLOW UPDATES) © 2017
