( ii. )

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( ii. ah, fan girls. )

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( roman + fake roman. 💛 )

woodyinho: irinaaaa
can i call you irina? i'm calling you irina.

irina: how do you even know my name
and why is that the chats name??

woodyinho: it's on your insta fan account,
duh

irina: oh right
i forgot you stalked me last night
Huh..

marc: what?

irina: never thought i'd say that
marco reus stalked me

roman: we're sorry if we made you
uncomfortable last night!

erik: what was that you said
last night roman?

shinji: yeah what was it Roman? 🤔

pulisic: 👀

irina: not gonna lie
you guys are pretty weird
still love you.. kinda.

roman: i said nothing.

woodyinho: aw our little Roman is blushing!

irina: how the fuck do you know that
are you stalking roman too

woodyinho: what? NO
he's right across me

marc: okay stalker

woodyinho: ugh I hate all
of you.

mario: except me 😚

woodyinho: obviously 💛

irina: ASDFGHJKYRF GOTZEUS

mario: ❤️

erik: oh god, mario
WHY.

mario: what??

woodyinho: MARIO. WOW.
THE AUDACITY.

mario: i'm sorry! it slipped! look 💛💛💛see. YEAH YELLOW

woodyinho: much better. 🙂💛

irina: gOTZEUS
MY HEART CANT HANDLE THIS.

roman: ah, there she goes

erik: fan girls, am i right?

marc: gotta love them ❤️

woodyinho: did you just—
even after i—
bye

( woodyinho has left the groupchat. )

irina: ah, marco

mario: gotta love him.

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a/n! gotzeus is real fight me

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