Ask and Dare Chara x Sans *On Hold*

1Q, 2D and revealing the author

Me: I'm baaaaaaaack!!!

Chara: ...I thought you were dead or something

Me: Chara... I am dead inside now T^T

Sans: Where've ya been kiddo? Took you long enough to come back

Chara: Eeh.. She's just being a lazy ass at home, I know that

Me: *blush* No I'm not! You don't know a thing! Ekhem anyways I've got 1 questions and 2 dare

Chara: Oh cool

Sans: What's the question kiddo?

Me: It's umm from @Frisklehooman
She ask chara and dare sans

Chara: What's the question?

Me: hold on, i gotta tell sans a thing first *walk closer to sans and whisper* The dare is you have to taste chara's black goo

Sans: oh sure thing kiddo, i was curious too of what it is

Me: okay *back away* and the question is" Why do you do the black thing?"

Chara: oh you mean this? *the black goo started going out from eyes and mouth*

Me: Now sans!

Sans: *holds chara's arms and licks the black goo from chara's face*

Chara: *blushing a bit* Wtf sans?!

Sans: *back away* Hmm.. It taste like... Chocolate...?

Me: Chocolate?

Chara: *covers face, blushing*

Me and sans: *look at chara with palm face* Chocolate maniac

Chara: *blushing a lot and shout* I don't care! Just tell us the next dare!!

Me: Okie dokie *look at the phone then blushing a lot*

Chara: What? Why are you blushing??

Sans: What's the dare kiddo??

Me: *blushing a lot* Uuh.. Umm.. He dared you two... Umm.. To umm... Have kids...

Chara and sans: .....

Sans: what the...

Chara: *hellish demons face* Who the $@*# dare us to do that?!

Me: it's umm... No... I'm not gonna-

Lui_the_shipper : It's me.

Chara: *look at him* DIE!!!

Me: *runs in front of him and protect him* D-Don't hurt him!!

Chara: *stops* Get the hell out of my way author

Me: No! I won't let you kill him! If you want to kill him you gotta pass me first!!

Chara:.... *crosses arms* Why? You liked him?

Me: *blushing deeply*

Sans: Or was you two...?

Me: *blushing extremely red* N-no we're not! I-I'm genderless! H-he was umm, He.. He was my best friend!!

Chara: Yea, right, Not suspicious at all

Sans: author.. Were you actually a-

Me: *sighs* I guess it's time to reveal my true self, Yes, I am a girl and Lui_the_shipper is my boyfriend.

Chara: *look at sans*

Sans: *look at chara*

Chara and sans: Oh.

Me: Y-you two not surprised??

Chara: Not really

Sans: Nah

Me: H-How?!

Chara: Eeh we know that you're a girl since the first time we met

Sans: Yup

Me: B-but.. H-how??

Chara: That is obvious, You always acted like a girl author, And I'm a girl so yea, It's easy to guess it.

Me: W-what...?

Sans: Well i guess since the author shocked, we'll continue this later

Chara: If you guys curious about "Her" Just ask her on her book called "Ask and dare me the author" You all can ask and dare her there! See ya guys!

Art by me the author