McDonald's But I Ruin It With Me And A Friend's Characters

Chapter 1

One day a random dude strolled into McDonald's, getting in line too order. Most of the other costumers appeared too be angry, frightened, or just straight up 'what the hell'. When he arrived at the register, a bored looking cashier gazed back at him.

"Welcome too McDonald's. Go away." He said, sitting up straighter. There was a sloppy nametag plastered too the breast pocket. 'Noah'.

"Uhh... Alright. Can I get a burger, with just cheese, bacon, letus, and some ketchup?" He ordered. The cashier punched the numbers into the register, before turning his brown eyes back too him.

"It'll be out in five minutes." He said, before mumbling something about "Enjoy being Kyle's newest experiment.". The man handed him a ten dollar bill, but instead of putting it in the register, he shoved it into his pocket, pressing a finger too his lips when he realized the man was watching. The man shrugged, walking too a booth and playing with his thumbs until the food came.

The waiter was a peppy looking woman with black and yellow hair, her name tag reading 'Bumbleflight' or maybe 'BumbleHeight'? The man couldn't tell due too all the glitter.

"Here's your food!" She chirped, setting the food on the table. "If you need anything else, please speak too someone at the register." She walked off.

The man grabbed the wrapped burger off the tray, unravelling it. He stared at his burger for a long moment after this.

His 'burger' was what he'd ordered. Cheese, bacon, letus, and ketchup. But... It was just what he'd ordered. No meat. No bun. Just the toppings, and an open ketchup packet.

The man blinked, before sighing, and standing. "I'll just go too Wendy's," He mumbled, pulling a dollar out of his wallet. Then with a single glance at the burger, he placed it back into his wallet and exited the restraunt, not even bothering too clean his table.

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Ignoring the noise of two of their workers having a food fight in the kitchen, Olledete, one of the drive through managers, sat at her station, watching as someone pulled in on the camera.

"Hello! Welcome too McDonald's! How may I help you?" She asked, like she'd done thousands of times before.

"Uhh, may I get some chicken nuggets?"

"Sure! How many-"

"And can you put pickles in them?"

Olle blinked, raising an eyebrow. "Well, you could buy a sandwich with pickles, and then remove the pickles into your nuggets, but I cannot serve you just pickles and nuggets."

"I am not paying another four bucks for something I'm not going too eat."

"Well, I'm sorry, but is there anything else I can get you?"

"Get me the nuggets with pickles."

"I cannot."

"I will ask you one more time, can you get me nuggets and pickles??"

"Please drive too the next window." She snapped, grabbing some premade chicken nuggets, thrusting them open, and almost breaking Jackson- one of their cooks- arm whilst ripping pickles away from them, and throwing them into the box. She slammed it shut, pushing open the window.

The driver rolled down their window, but she set the nuggets on top of the car. "If you need your nuggets that badly, you will get out of your car and get them."

The driver sat there momentarily, before letting out a "nah" and pulling forwards, speeding out of the drive through. The nuggets flew off and back towards the window, spilling on the ground like zombie guts.

She slowly lowered her head and sobbed.

Behind her stood Alias, who was coming too take over for his shift.

"Uhh... Oll, you okay? And did that person pay-"

"n o"

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Hhhh I hope you enjoyed if you don't want your characters in this please comment down below and I'll remove them :0 bye

-Alex