Chapter Two - Pegisi and The Lion King

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After school was let out, I skip out the doors and head for my Pegasus. Only the coolest kids had those, the rest of the nobody’s got magic carpets, which were so last year.

Before I could get on her back, someone appears beside me at my side and I look to see who it is.

No, I was wrong. Something, not someone. Trenor hobbles toward me and I look at it in disgust. "Can I help you, asswipe?"

"Na-No, your amazingness. Well, yes, kind of. It’s just, I really need help, you know coming out of the closet. And-" its retarded voice was just getting too annoying by that point so I kick it where the sun does not shine and am rewarded with his silence.

"I give zero fucks about your problems so go away you sad excuse for a god's pet."

It just lies there, withering, and I almost kind of feel bad for a second but then I remember I had no heart when it came to Trenor so I kick it again and climb on my Pegasus.

"Fly, bitch!" I order and suddenly im in he air. "Weeeeee!" I scream and there's a laugh behind me. I turn around and there he is, the finest boy I’d ever laid eyes on, with the wind rippling through his shirt to show off his abs and his teeth so white they put fresh snow to shame. His Pegasus was following right behind me and I tried to stop my heart from doing backflips and other crazy gymnastics shit but it didn't work.

"Hey!" Max yells over the wind. "So I was gonna go clubbing with some friends this weekend, wanna come with?"

"Well, I don't know... Is there going to be drinking?" I reply.

"You kidding? Of course!"

"Then hell yeah im going, what time?"

When we exchange information, which was a little harder to do a couple hundred feet above the ground with blaring winds surrounding you as you might think, he went the opposite direction and when I'm sure he's gone I scream into the clouds. "FUCK yeah!"

After a few minutes of aimlessly flying around happily, I go toward the little village right next to the school that most of the other demigod children live in. I land on my balcony and give Syracuse a brownie I stole from the gangster. I'd found a whole bag of them in his backpack and I'd been restlessly waiting to dig in ever since, but she'd been so good I gave her one anyway. She seemed to like it because she started running around the lawn and making loud horse sounds.

I smile and walk into my bedroom and see Mussle and Bailey gettin it on in my bed. "Dafuq, you guys? Your room is right down the hall!" They don't even hear me and I sigh and take one of my pillows form the floor and smack the back of Mussle's head very hard.

"Ow!" he cries and I watch them untangle themselves from each other in satisfaction.

"This is my room either keep your hands to yourself or GTFO." I say and point to the door.

Mussle smiles and looks at a red faced Bailey. "Sorry. She brings out the animal in me."

I stare at them weirdly. A daughter of Ares and a son of Athena. Who knew, right?

After kicking them out I sit at my desk and get out my homework that I had gotten from Ms. Hell, my History teacher. I quickly scrawl the answers below the questions to get them over with.

1) What were the two main city states of ancient Greece?

Salt Lake City and Africa.

2) What do we call the period of Ancient Greece history that occurred before the Greeks introduced democracy?

Boring.

3) What Major civilization that came soon after the Greeks was greatly influenced by the Greek culture?

Shadow hunters.

4) What was the primary focus of much of the culture of the city of Sparta?

Madonna.

5) What do we call the last period of Ancient Greece, before they were conquered by the Romans?

Cheeseburger.

6) What toy was invented by the Greeks many people still play with today?

Do you really want me to answer that?

After a while of these types of questions, I must feed so I walk down the hall and through the common room, toward the cafe. On my way there, I spot Blueton and Dickin chatting about some video game or something. I run to meet up with them.

"Hey. Im goin clubbing with some people, you should bring Dustly along." He opens his mouth to speak, but I cut him off. "Great, see you there, Saturday, five o'clock, dress nice." I speak rapidly and pat his shoulder before running into the cafe.

As I fill myself up with completely unnutritonal greasy food, I look to my right and see a boy staring out the window. He looked a little lonely, so I creep behind him and whisper in his ear.

"Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom." He suddenly jerks around and hits me in the shoulder and I gasp is surprise. "Ouch! The crap, man?"

"Sorry! I didn't know you were there it was a reflex!" He looks embarrassed.

"Wow, a reflex? Really? I just come over here to talk to you and you punch me in the arm? That-"

He looks kind of angry now and he cuts me off. "I said I was sorry, what more do you want? It was an accident."

"Right, an accident. Like when you 'accidently' do bath salts." I shake my head.

"Who the hell said anything about bath salts?" He demanded.

"Maybe you should have thought about that before you started killing innocent animals!" I shout loudly and half of the room starts to look at us curiously.

"What?" He cries, looking at the staring faces.

"You heard me! You know what, were through! Over! Your addicted ass can take a hike because I deserve better! You never even say you love me anymore!" By now im on the verge of shrieking and almost everyone in the room is looking uncomfortable. "My vagina belongs to me, you idiot! And if you can’t accept that then get out of my life!"

The guy looks completely lost, but also very mad and embarrassed. Before he can say something I decide to make a dramatic exit and storm out of the room, leaving everyone utterly shocked. I giggle to myself when I hear a sudden uproar of voices from the audience.

When I reach my room, I smile to myself. All types of rumors were sure to be everywhere tomorrow morning. I walk inside and I see Enna on her bed, playing on that freaking annoying Nintendo of hers. I bite my thumb at her in greeting and she does the same.

I climb into bed and get on my computer and work on my story for wattpad. I was almost done with the second chapter.

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See what I did there? ;D

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