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Chocolate Fountains and Psychology Clipboards

"Holy crapnuggets!!!" Bailey yells and throws a pencil at it with a large grunt. It bounces harmlessly off the griffins leg and she runs off in another direction. Great job, Bailey.

By this point everyone is aimlessly sprinting around beings pansies so I run up to it, ready to kick, but suddenly Jace and Max are on either side. "Get out of here, small boy! I'v dealt with these creatures many times before." Jace commanded but Max shook his head.

"No I must be a nuisance who wants to prove himself by defeating a griffin that's four times his size to create a plot for the writer to work with!" He yelled back but then the large creature kicked him in the stomach and he was sent flying into a random chocolate fountain.

Jace saw something and ran after it fastly even though that's not a word. He gripped the tree branch in his hands and gently poked the griffin with it in the shoulder.

"EEEEEEK!" It shrieked and drowned into a puddle of lava. In a matter of seconds a dozen girls surrounded him, giggling and touching his clothes as if he'd just won the Hotter Than Damon Salvatore And Funnier Than Bo Burnham award.

He shrugged them off and came walking to me. "I think class is over. I believe you owe m-" He stopped mid sentence as his eyes wandered behind me. "Clary!" He shouted and ran, shoving my shoulder in the process.

I looked behind me but I didn't see anyone I didn't know. Then he kissed Kady and my eyes popped out of their hole things.

"Iv missed you, darling." He smiled brighter than Rihanna's diamonds. "Never go undercover again."

Kady rolled her eyes. "I won't. I had to sleep with that fergat Enna. It wasn't even that good."

"I know your pain. I tried it with Alec once. And Magnus. And Simon. And Hodge. And maybe a little of Tobias but he's not from my franchise so he doesn't count."

She shook her head. "The things we do for shadowhunterkind."

I step in between them. "Is there something I'm missing?"

"Clary went undercover as a demigod teenager to get close to you and your friends in order to collect information about Bailey Stansbucy and uncreepily report back to us. Duh." Jace said like I should have gathered this from their brief conversation about getting it on with boys from another book series.

"Why?"

"Let's just say Magnus' ex-boyfriends brothers cousins best friend has a small obsession with her and made us come to your dimension to stalk her."

"Oh. Cool. Well good luck with that."

We all do the bro nod thing to one another and go on our separate ways.

As I was walking out side I feel someone pull me by the shirt collar and found myself behind a watermelon tree. I was surprised to see Zac, my distant friend Turners boyfriend.

"What are you doing here?" I demand. "Get back to the human world you pervert pickle."

"I can't! I just beat up Turner for like the fiftieth time. I think I need help."

I sigh. "Sit down." We both sit on the hard wood chips and I take out my emergency psychology clipboard. "What's going on?" I say in the most uninterested voice I can muster.

"Well yesterday I almost killed Turner and put her in the hospital because I saw her speaking to another male. She's not allowed to speak to males except me." He crosses his arms and pouts.

I nod. "Have you considered that you may be an indecent douchebag who has no heart?"

"Well duh. But she doesn't even care because she a stupid hoe."

"And how dose that make you feel?"

"Like punching something."

I doodle on the paper unconsciously and continue to nod like I give a shit. "Your relationship sounds like crap and you should break it off with her right now so she can be with Stirling."

He looks at me, confuzzled. "I never told you what his name was."

"Um... I mean..."

"How did you know?" When I don't answer he holds up his fist. "Frigen tell me or I swear-"

"Ok, ok!!! Turner blogs about it." I hold up my laptop screen thats logged on to Wattpad on her story, The Liar, The Bitch And The Snowglobe. He furrows his brows.

"Who's the bitch?"

"I don't want to give spoilers!" He gives me a look. "Ok, It's you."

He takes my computer and walks away with it, reading as he goes. "My computer." I whimper and look down at my clip board. I hadn't even realized I had done it, but there it was- A large heart with Vais name in the middle.

That couldn't be right. I must have ment to write Max. I shake my head and throw it in a nearby dumpster.

When I get to my room there's a scroll taped to my bed.

The war gods day is soon to come

120 hours till the bang of the war drum

Do not dottle do not procrastinate

If you wish not to end up late

-Aphrodite, your mother

P.S. I washed your undies for you! Left top drawer.

Crap did I only have five days left? I took out my journal and began to plan. Hopefully whatever my brain cooked up wouldn't be too completely terrible.

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Yay finally uploaded took forever mainly because I'm the laziest person on earth :D

Ugh too lazy to write a Authors Note so here

-throws sour patch kids and rainbows at everyone as a farewell present- Love yah my British Stalkers ;)