The Baby of Fairy Tail

The Milk Adventure

~ With the Lightning Tribe ~

"What do you mean that your out of Milk!!!???" Evergreen, Bixslow, and Freed yell at the poor shaking old man. "I'm sorry but the milk here is not the one you need to give to a newborn child." the old man says trembling. "Then what type of milk do we need to get and were." Laxus says in his serious mode. "Well . . . If i remember correctly there was a place that holds the baby formula you need but i'm not sure you'll be able to complete it." The old man catching their attention. "What do you mean?" Evergreen ask back sassily. "A Traveler not to long ago came and told me there's this baby formula that is at the top of Mt Hakobe in a cave that is protected by monsters for the milk formula is said to be the most delicious and healthy for growing minds of the young infancy of a baby." the old man tells the Lightning Tribe. "Alright well be on our way then." Laxus says leading the Lighting out of the milk shop and up to Mt Hakobe.

~Time skip brought to a sick Laxus on the ride up to Mt Hakobe~

"How much longer till we get to this cave?" Evergreen complains, they were all wearing winter clothing because it was snowing even though it was fallish weather back at the guild. "Were almost to the top so stop complaining it's unladylike." Freed scolds Evergreen. "This is radical guys." Bixslow says "Radical, Radical, Radical." Bickslow babies repeated. All the while Laxus was ignoring them and kept walking trying to get this "mission" over with and return home. Once they reach the top they are greeted by a humongous cave which they are hoping that holds this "Special" baby milk formula. "Okay who's the stupid one going in first" Freed ask Laxus. Bixslow,Freed, and Laxus all look at Evergreen who was checking her nails who finally noticed the boys looking at her. "What do you mean I have to go in first I'm a Lady you guys are men so you should go into the cave first." Evergreens yells at the boys. "Unless . . . You guys are too chicken to go into the ." Evergreen says taunting them. The boys all narrow their eyes at Evergreen and they all stomp into the cave dragging Evergreen with them only for them to slip and slide all the way to the bottom. "Owww" they yelled for they all landed on each other. "That's going to be a long climb back up." Bixslow says looking up at the entrance of the cave. "Climb, Climb, Climb." the Tiki heads cheered again. They all stood up and walked to the center of the cave to see this baby formula packet floating in mid air. "Well that was easy." Evergreen says snatching the formal only for the whole cave to shake and a '' to pop out of the ground and look at them. "Aww how cute." Evergreen says looking at the bird. A baby turtle walks in front of the gang only for it to be eaten by the Bird. "Cute? More like stupid" Laxus says which causes the bird to attack them biting, scratching, and was dodging all of their magic attacks also somehow taking the baby formula packet back setting it back in it's rightful place. "How are we going to get it back without causing more problems then there has to be?" Freed ask Laxus. "We just got to smoke him and get the formula back and were out of here." Laxus tells the rest of the Lightning Tribe. After a lot of useless tactics Laxus final fry's anything moving in the cave destroying it and the little sucker also managing to grab the formula from the bird all the while Evergreen, freed, and Bixslow lay on the ground exhausted from all the work they put up just for the stupid formula and for the adorable little baby back at the guild. After a while the exhausted trio finally makes it back down the mountain only a few minutes away from the guild only for Freed to grab the formula "I can't take it any more i'm done with this." as he was about to slam it on the ground Evergreen and Bixslow tackle Freed to the ground. "Are you insane we went on this journey to grab the stupid formula and you want to throw it on the ground like it wasn't the hardest thing imaginable." Bixslow/Evergreen yelled at the Freed that was beneath their heavy forms all the while laxus was death glaring at Freed who shivered at the glare from his idol. "Lets just get back to the guild and we will talk about this later Freed." Laxus says to the gang after the long day they all want to just chillax at the guild and when they went through the doors only to be shocked that the Whole Guild is completely spotless. "How did this happen it the very short amount of time we were gone?" Bixlow asked Freed who only shrugged. "Gone,gone,gone." the tiki's repeated. "Yo gramps how the hell did you clean the guild?" Laxus yelled to gramps who was sitting on the bar. All he did was sigh "if you want to know i'll start from the beginning of this catastrophe . . ." Makarov says spinning the tale of the gruesome clean/ baby proofing of the guild.