Everybody wishes Beethoven's bluntness could work for them.
Beethoven: *Kisses Razul's cheek*
Lillith: are you and Razul dating?
Beethoven: Dating?
Lillith: You kissed.
Beethoven: So what? Isn't kissing normal?
Minx: For couples.
Beethoven: But I kiss Lillith all the time?
Lillith: That's different. We're like siblings.
Beethoven: Oh. Razul, date me.
Minx: That's not how it works-
Razul: K.
Zak: Oh wow.
Kilau and Kilao: *Mouths drop* hOW
Beethoven: yay. *Kissues*
Razul: *kissues back*
Minx: I'm in shock.
Lillith: J e s u s Beethoven.
Jacob: I-I don't know what to say.
Zak: Shooketh.
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