My Life Isn't Normal

~BOI!~

Imma just roast y'all IPhone users real quick.

Hey guys! CJ here!

I was texting my friend... let's call her... Daisy.

So I was texting my friend Daisy from work and she was saying how she is moving to California and she would have to break up with her boyfriend.... Derek. Cya he's a douche and so that's what I'm naming him.

She has an IPhone. Her and Derek only been dating for 3 months or so. I was talking about how weird her relationship was and she says I was going to make her cry and sent me this emoji:

I have a samsung. She said this was a tear emoji.

BOI! LEMME SHOW YOU WHAT THIS REALLY IS!

It's small I know. Sorry.

BUT SHE WAS SAD AND SENT ME THIS!

IPHONE IS DUUUMB.

Okay.

Bai ♡