The Trench of My Mind

March 18, 2014

March 18, 2014

So today I asked my friend what colour her nipples were... I know its a weird question and I don't even know why I even asked her. It just slipped out without warning, honestly.

I was bored and just sitting there staring at her when suddenly, "hey, what colours are your nipples?"....

So anyway, she said they were pink.

The Pinkies are always the freakiest.

I have pink nipples.😏

No I don't I'm just joking.

Mine are brown.

Not plain brown though, more like a mocha really, with a hint of chartreuse.

Nipples suck.

Get it?

Im sorry but if you don't get this joke then you obviously should not be reading this book.

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So this is kind of like an introductory chapter to give you guys a taste of how retarded this book is going to be. I hope you like it!

Feel free to comment, fan and/or vote.

Laterade

~Jay Swizzy