March 18, 2014
So today I asked my friend what colour her nipples were... I know its a weird question and I don't even know why I even asked her. It just slipped out without warning, honestly.
I was bored and just sitting there staring at her when suddenly, "hey, what colours are your nipples?"....
So anyway, she said they were pink.
The Pinkies are always the freakiest.
I have pink nipples.😏
No I don't I'm just joking.
Mine are brown.
Not plain brown though, more like a mocha really, with a hint of chartreuse.
Nipples suck.
Get it?
Im sorry but if you don't get this joke then you obviously should not be reading this book.
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So this is kind of like an introductory chapter to give you guys a taste of how retarded this book is going to be. I hope you like it!
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Laterade
~Jay Swizzy
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The Trench of My Mind
HumorSo this is just what goes on in the dirty little wonderland of my mind. There are fairies that twerk, streams of chocolate vodka, and glittery shit everywhere. Enjoy!