April 2, 2014
I get it cracking like a bad back
Bitch talking she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
Im Angelina, you Jennifer
Come on bitch, you see where Brad at?
Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
You could suck my diz-nick, if you take them jizzes
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, give bitches the business
Cuz I pull up and i'm stunting but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I'm rocking Jordans but I ain't a jump-man
Bitches play the back cuz they know I'm the frontman
Put me on a dollar cuz I'm who they trust in
Ayo SB, what the fuck's good?
We ship platinum them bitches is shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
I wish i wish i wish i wish i wish a bitch would...
**(Lyrics courtesy of Jaleel Swizzy's listening and writing down because of her obsession with Nicki Minaj's sick ass lyrics)
What do I think of Nicki Minaj? She aight **thats a litotes, or to put it simpler: UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY!!**
I ain't obssessed with Nicki Minaj or anything, but I love her because her lyrics are BOSS-ASS, and her fashion style is sick. She represents misfits like me and thats the best part.
If I saw her in real life though, I would probably run. I would be absolutely TERRIFIED! i don't know why, she just scares me. Shes so lady-like yet so slutty at the same time, like Michelle Obama meets the neighbourhood whore, and I'm scared of both so put them together and i'll probably piss my pants.
One thing with Nicki thou, why, the frick, so much, PINK?!?!?!?!
Its like the Care Bears threw up on her.
Or maybe she was gang raped by flamingoes.
Or maybe she took a swim in Miss Piggy's ass.
Or maybe she's the child of Elmo and Eminem (get it? red + white = pink)
Anyway, I hate pink, too much of it will get you shot in the face. Not Nicki tho, hell no, I already told you, that bitch scares the shit out of me...
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Heyy Swizzlers! *Wendy William's voice* how you doin'?
So what do you guys think of Nicki Minaj?
"Fuck Yeah!!" or "Hell Naaw!!"
Tell me who your favourite artist is and I'll do a chapter like this on them.
Laterade Swizzlers!
~Jay Swizzy
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