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F.A.N.C.Y

*In the livingroom*

Random instigator (aka Jeff) : OMG FREAKING E.J IS SUCH A SLOB!!!! 

Other instigator (aka Ben): TOTALLY AND HE EATS FREAKING KIDNEYS LIKE WTF!!!!!!!!

Jeff: HE'S SO DISGUSTING!!!!!!

*E.J hears their conversation*

E.J: bitch *sassy glare*

-5 minutes later-

Jeff and Ben:*enter kitchen*

E.J:*sitting down at a fancy table with a kidney on a plate* Fine day gentleman *tips hat*

*eats kidney with knife and fork* 

Jeff and Ben:???????????????

E.J: What I'm fancy.

Jeff: Fancy?

E.J: Yes that's what I said F.A.N.C.Y, fancy *snaps fingers*

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