name calling

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       It's late in the day as Pidge makes  calculations about modifying the green lion when Lance walked in. "Hey you haven't eaten all day, what are your up to?" He says as he places the bowl of Green Space goo in front of his teammate.

        "Not much, the update I wanna do isn't planning as I would like it to, now that I'm running numbers." She says while taking a bit of her food. "You?" "Not much, wanted to see how long it would take for kick me out tho." Pidge stops what she was and looks up Lance.

       "What are you planning?" Pidge asked very suspiciously. "Nothing....pigeon." Lance answered teasingly "Don't call me that." Pidge said as got to work. "What? That's your name. Pidgeotto." Pidge exhaled sharply as tries ignoring the blue Paladin. "Or was it Gremlin, no no it's shorty. Yeah that your name. Shorty Gunderson" Lance said like he finally figure out the plot of  The Odyssey.

        "ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!!!!" Pidge yells as grabs her Bayard. Lance smile fades and runs out of the hanger. Pidge uses her Bayard to  Spider-Man her way to Lance, leaving more scared for his life.

        "I just what they say is about short people, they evil because their closer to hell." Keith says looking at what's happening in front of everyone. "Will it's Lance fault. he provoked her." Hunk said joining the conversation. "Should we help Lance. Pidge to is starting aiming at him." Allura said very worried. "Lance's problem. not ours." Shiro says calmly as he drinks from his coffee mug.



<*looks at my own coffee mug* I almost didn't update this because I was recovering for a party hangover. But I did. It's short I know, but I didn't  have any good ideas this morning. *drinks coffee* welp better get a head start for tomorrow
Later babes! ♡>

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