The 4th Domain

Life in a Nutshell

Beads of sweat formed on my forehead. It all came down to this one moment: life or death. I had so many options, but I had to choose wisely.

I slapped down my seven and screamed "GO FISH!" at the top of my lungs.

My friend, Bownz, chattered and fell to the ground. "WHY'D YOU SCREAM SO LOUD?" he yelled.

"Because whenever I scare you, your humerus usually falls off," I replied. Did I forget to mention Bownz is a skelleton? Not a skeleton, those guys are evil. Skelletons are stronger, bigger, faster, and smarter than skeletons. Also skelletons are under my control, because I'm their king.

I'm part of an organization with only three other members (not including our little friends and our kingdoms). We are The Herobrine Hunters, and we are run by Notch himself. Our purpose is to hunt and kill Herobrine. Only Notch knows about us, except for maybe Herobrine (most likely not though because we almost never leave our house).

But back to the story for a moment. Fred teleported in with big brown paper bags in each hand. Fred is probably the only Enderman I know that has spoken English in front of me. Technically he falls under Emi's kingdom, or for her, army. "Why do you have those bags?" I ask.

"We were out of food so I went grocery shopping."

"We have a farm outside, dude," Bownz said in a sarcastic tone.

"We don't even have money to buy food. Notch doesn't pay us to do this stuff," I followed with. "How'd you get that?"

"We're supposed to PAY to buy food?"

"That's what BUY means. To pay with money in order to receive goods."

"Oh..."

"Whatever. Did you at least get the milk?"

"I can't drink milk. I'm lactose intolerant. You are the skelleton king though, don't you not eat at all?"

"Emi eats, Maddie eats, Seth eats, you eat, Chizz eats, Happy eats, and Edward eats. Edward isn't lactose intolerant though, neither is Emme, neither is Maddie, neither is Seth, neither is Chizz, and neither is Happy."

"GOSH DARNET!"

"Whatever. Just deal yourself in, we're playing Go Fish."

This was pretty much life for me in a nutshell.