SKULLA'S POINT OF VIEW
As I layed on the bed [ gay enough yet?] I started to notice that things seemed different. I could see a lot better. There I saw Fartward, that handsome Fartward.
" Oh Fartward, why are things so different?" asked Skulla
" Oh, Skulla, tis only because you are now a vampire.. DUMMY!!!!" replied Fartward
Fartward, nice Fartward.
" Oh, Fartward, why am I so thirsty?" asked Skulla, who was still confused at Fartward's last comment.
" Oh, my dumb love, tis because you are thirsty for blood, STUPID" replied Fartward in a soft voice only up until the end of his sentence.
Oh Fartward, smelly, irrestible, Fartward.
" Oh, Fartward," said Skulla as she looked in the miirror.
" Why are my eyes red?"
" Oh, Skulla, who should be called Dumma, tis because again I say, your a vampire DUMMY" replied Fartward
Fartward, nice Fartward.
Fartward, that Fartward.
