Im surrounded by idiots.

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Dear diary,
It's official. I'm surrounded by idiots. Finland's okay, but she's too hyper. And she's always talking about how she wishes Christmas would come sooner. And then Sweden's just always building something for Ikea or whatever. Denmark's always yelling and leaving lego around the place and Iceland's just a shut in. He never goes out, never answers I and the others when we knock on his door and f he does, he just hisses "Not now, or ever!" I swear to god he's up to something, but where did I go wrong with raising him? I was always a kind sister.......wasn't I? Hmm........
-Norway

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