I'm Not A Superhero

Intro

I'm a 17 year old Black, Scottish, and Pakistani bisexual boy living in the state of Oklahoma. Exactly.

On top of that, I just started getting weird powers that apparently came from my dead mom's side of the family, who was immortal until she became mortal and died of a random heart attack. Yeah. 

Wait, there's more. My dad started dating this woman who's annoying as hell and who looks younger than she says she is. 34? Not a chance.

Anyway. Wanna know what kinda powers I got that came with way more responsibility than I needed right now? You will in time. But for now you have to wait patiently for my writer to tell my story. You should've seen the look on her face when I told her all the shi- oh. okay. Apparently I'm telling my own story... Eh that's a little more boring but uhh yeah. OKAY. Let's do this!

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WAIT. HAHahAHHAHAHA HOW RUDE OF ME. My name is Mason, Mason Ahmed. And yes I'm telling you my real name because I don't have a secret identity, I don't own any spandex or tights, I don't have a "batcave" type of place where I hide all my gadgets, and I am NOT a superhero. K. Now that that's settled, let's get on with the story.