funny lil' dan

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the f*** is an exercise?

I have good teeth for a british person

I'm hydrated

I did an exercise

GET IN THE BUNKER IVE GOT CRUMPETS

WHERES THE QUEEN WE HAVE TO SAVE THE F**KING QUEEN

what kind of bloody peasant do you take me for

ITS IN THE MOTHERF***ING BAGGING AREA

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID CAN A MATCH BOX NO BUT A TIN CAN F***ING METEORS

can you please get murdered on a different road I'm trying to film

whats that sound? oh. my dignity. in flames.

i want to go back to England where they don't have watermelon

anthony: where are you going? dan: TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE

I AM NUMBER ONE PHIL TRASH

welcome to London guess the crime today

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