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do people normally wear boxers under their pajamas

i don't wanna leave my bed

please leave a message after the rawr

your mums a door

straight after i'd had my haircut  noticed an ebay auction had appeared. selling my hair!

stupid person: @amazingphil seems to only answer to completely stupid tweets these days. Seriously.

phil: @thestupidperson oops I did it again!

i've been embarrassing myself since about birth

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