do people normally wear boxers under their pajamas
i don't wanna leave my bed
please leave a message after the rawr
your mums a door
straight after i'd had my haircut noticed an ebay auction had appeared. selling my hair!
stupid person: @amazingphil seems to only answer to completely stupid tweets these days. Seriously.
phil: @thestupidperson oops I did it again!
i've been embarrassing myself since about birth